Hello all,
Looking to release some into the wild, in order to dampen the financial impact which will enviably ensue as a direct consequence of other impulsive hobby-related misadventures. This has entered the chopping block.
If you take this to the field, be prepared to hear such things as:
“Is that a paintball shotgun?”
To which you may reply “kinda”
“Yo, bro! Your tank is backwards!”
To which you may reply “no, I just don’t like the way the flat butt of the tank feels near my face, so I put the bottom facing forward”
“Where is the remote line?”
To which you may reply “it uses 12gram cartridges”
“Who made that gun?”
To which you may reply “It’s not just delivery, it’s Hutbrewed!
Up for sale is a beautiful, silver stallion, coming by way of WGP, circa early/mid 2000’s. This already tired workhorse was meticulously pounded into submission by yours truly, until she learned to take raw, unregulated CO2 like a champ. Guaranteed to roll wisps of dioxide condensate out her barrel on those cool, misty weekend mornings in spring. You may be asking yourself: How can a stallion be a she? It’s 2025, and this one sure is.
Comes with an immaculately matching silver Brass Eagle 12gram charger. This changer was once voted best in class by Walmart-shopping middle schoolers with frosted hairlines, listening to Muzak versions of Backstreet Boyz hits playing over the supercenter’s Low-Fi PA system.
This 12 gram changer bodes a thread count as high as Egyptian cotton- which while twisting both on, and off, will have you wondering: “are we there yet?!”
Also included in this one-of-a-kind deal is a stock worthy of an uncle whose shoulder circumference is larger than the waistline of his nephews, yet with a wingspan that is somehow still shorter. The business end of this stock is talllllllll. Comes standard with perfectly aged and matching ASA- sourced directly from the headwaters of the amazon jungle, ripped from the jaws of a PMI piranha nearing senescence.
This one-of-a-kind goofball machine can be had for the low low price of $275 OBRO. Green Members can have it for $245, OBO
But wait, there’s more!!
If you’ve grown to be an old man, filled with regret- and arms too tired to pull a pump back every shot, have we got the solution for you!!!
A wonderful, (semi-matching) semiautomatic solution!!
A complete, operational WGP front block can be had for a price- a price too low to advertise here!!
Contact Sir Incontenentius Hutbrew himself directly for complete detail!
Be aware that this is a BYO barrel sale. I’m still hoarding AC barrels, one can be included for free- but it comes with a heavy sigh and a judgmental look on the PM page
thanks fellas!
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