WTB: Something ridiculous/stupid/terrible, what do you got?

[RuleOfSines]

Ahoy!

I feel like my collection of Jank is slowing down, the proportion of non-functional to functional markers is tipping farther and farther to the functional side. I need some proper, unabashed, horrible markers.

Not looking for just junk that was mass-produced garbage, but something that clearly had someone's heart and soul (Or just creativity) put into it, but still failed horribly.

Some examples of what I mean (That I already Own)

• PGI Blade 1 & 2
• H8tr (Did you know this guy makes railguns now??)
• S-4 Launcher
• Equalizer/BE-90
• Phoenix
• EPIC

What do you have? Bonus points if I've never even heard of it.

[Killerito]

town bike?

[RuleOfSines]

Ehhhhh I got plenty of PPS gear right now. Thanks though!

[Junglepeanut]

Oh if your looking for something

"ridiculous/stupid/terrible"

I have the thing for you..... you have heard of them but I promise you ain't never seen one like it..... I don't know the history of the marker or honestly why I even own it but you will be mesmerized. Somebody poured their heart and soul 100%.... I will post pics in a bit......

[RuleOfSines]

Killin me over here man!

[Junglepeanut]

Lol..... Got tied up....... you asked for ridiculous/stupid/terrible

[XEMON]

Ok, we definitely have the same philosophy about gear so I'll tag along and see what overflow if you don't mind 😅

[latches109]

How about a TOPGUN
"I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out.”

Functionally untested - tool less field stripping. Made in San Diego

[RuleOfSines]

That I have indeed never seen before. Is it a nelson pump?

[latches109]

[RuleOfSines]

This is definitely cool and unique, and got my interest. The Jank factor seems a tad low, actually looks like a well-made product, but still, very cool. Junglepeanut is teasing me with some sort of epic jank though and waiting to see what that is...