Unfortunately for the admiral, Vader took one look at this gun and said, “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror. It only looks to be a spray painted BT-4 with poop on the barrel!” And then Vader did what Vader does, and force choked the admiral into submission.
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Unfortunately for the admiral, Vader took one look at this gun and said, “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror. It only looks to be a spray painted BT-4 with poop on the barrel!” And then Vader did what Vader does, and force choked the admiral into submission. -
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The Storm Troopers take the gun to the range to test and see if it really is that bad. Turns out it’s accuracy is even worse than their standard blasters and they can’t hit a single target (much to the relief of the porg!)Comment
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So the Storm Troopers decided to take the gun up to the top
of Lord Vader’s castle and threw it off into the pit of oblivion... never to be see again.... or was it?!? (Da da DAAAA)Comment
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But the hole was not a bottomless abyss, but a rift in the space/time continuum! So the gun went through an Amazon journey both time and (you guessed it!) SPACE!Comment
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After what may have been an eternity, or maybe only 6.4 seconds, the gun finally came it it’s final resting spot... pulled out of the void by the sheer awesomeness of one of the coolest cars EVER made.....
“Dad, dad some quick!” my girls both yelled in a panic, “someone put something on the hood of your car.”
“Girls, you better not be messing with me. I’ve told you not to put things on my car!”
“Dad, we didn’t put it on your car! It looks like some sort of paintball gun.”Comment
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So dad carefully removed the gun from his car and took it down to his shop for a thorough inspection.
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Nice Star war story!!! 🤣
love the toilet hopper and squeaker
and I want to see the video of the bolt actionComment
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It works pretty well. My problem is I’m wrong-handed for it. My left hand is my trigger hand. Thankfully the toilet handle is tall enough I can reach it over the top of the gun. I’ve yet to actually shoot paint through it but it makes quite the noise dry-firing it.Comment
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never posted a video, so let’s see how it goes!
will need to figure out how to embed this video and will get a shooting video eventually as well!Last edited by Cdn_Cuda; 01-05-2021, 08:13 PM. Reason: I REALLY suck at trying to embed youtube clips...Comment
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After carefully watching Star Wars I managed to catch a rarely glimpse of the Storm Pooper in the background of one scene. If you look carefully at the trooper on the dewback you can see he’s actually carrying the Storm Pooper!Comment
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