Gun Condom.

[Ecapnation]

Welp I'm out folks paintball has come to this...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/326464519188?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=1QqjEC_ITSa&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=TwAlHr-mTX2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[RuleOfSines]

Huh.

[warbosschoppa]

If you're afraid to scratch something up then wall hang it.

[BrickHaus]

I mean. It's kinda funny. I bet someone who buys this ends up scratching the shit out of their shooter stretching the back cap cover off.

[RuleOfSines]

Or its gonna collect a ton of sand and dirt and ruin the finish. I think its a good product idea, in that scammy kinda product way.

[BrickHaus]

Exactly. Like every cellphone I've ever owned and what happens under its'silicone cover.

[BrickHaus]

But wait Ecap. You have been around a long time.. this thing never made you wanna rage quit?

[BrickHaus]

I have one of these in my basement. Still in the package. Lmao I got it in a lot, and I'm appalled every time I see it.

[Ecapnation]

No, this was actually useful in castle conquest games but we'd just tape gas station sunglasses on our guns

[BrickHaus]

Well.. I'll be. Haha. I guess I could see them useful at the right event . I just always figured you are better off snapping rather than leaving your shootable barrel and mirror out to dry.

[TinCan1154]

… gotta make that mo money

[Chappy]

[Trbo323]

But wait Ecap. You have been around a long time.. this thing never made you wanna rage quit?

You're going to have to explain that one to me. I see what it's advertising just don't understand how it works

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[BrickHaus]

You're going to have to explain that one to me. I see what it's advertising just don't understand how it works

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Trbo. It's 2x convex mirrors attached to eachother they secure to your barrel allowing you to see around your bunker via the bent reflection.

It's the same premise as the mirrors they used to use in stores that allowed employees to see down isles they aren't in. But I always found it funny as Id try to shoot your barrel as you were peeking around the corner.

[SignOfZeta]

Instead of allowing your precious equipment to develop defects through natural wear and tear buy this stupid thing and make your gun look like shit instantly. No more waiting! From the people who brought you screen protectors less durable than the screen your protecting so you’re always looking at fuzzy cracked glass and the nose bra that made the paint fade unevenly on your 2005 Thunderbird.

Wait, but what happens when the cover gets old and disgusting and birds peck and it and take it away? Don’t worry! By then the shiny body that looked perfect for the ten minutes you owned the gun before you crammed it into this rubber training sock is now totally murked from the abrasive dirt, sand and paintball shells, paint, water, blood, and Monster/Rockstar runoff! While this pretty gun was hiding under a hideous cover it was transfigured/disfigured into its next most perfect and disgusting form!

For a Chinesium space dildo nobody will ever care about even…

[Trbo323]

Instead of allowing your precious equipment to develop defects through natural wear and tear buy this stupid thing and make your gun look like shit instantly. No more waiting! From the people who brought you screen protectors less durable than the screen your protecting so you're always looking at fuzzy cracked glass and the nose bra that made the paint fade unevenly on your 2005 Thunderbird.

Wait, but what happens when the cover gets old and disgusting and birds peck and it and take it away? Don't worry! By then the shiny body that looked perfect for the ten minutes you owned the gun before you crammed it into this rubber training sock is now totally murked from the abrasive dirt, sand and paintball shells, paint, water, blood, and Monster/Rockstar runoff! While this pretty gun was hiding under a hideous cover it was transfigured/disfigured into its next most perfect and disgusting form!

For a Chinesium space dildo nobody will ever care about even…

Man, what a natural born salesman!

Next can you sell DocsMachine an outdoor winter freezer for me?

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