Lets talk about dirty butts

[Jonnydread]

Anyone here have one of those fancy accessory bidets? Thinking about getting one and wanted to hear if anyone has suggestions.

[iamthelazerviking]

Ya know, I have one, the "Tushy", that we got almost 2 years ago but with moving and a new kid, just haven't gotten around to installing haha. This one connects to warm water as well I believe so you get a more comfortable blast of water up yer pooper.

[Alexndl]

If you have the budget, my friend have this one and seem to like it
https://www.ovedecors.com/en/plumbin...-cm-valve.html
Heated seat, night light, dry your ass at the end on the "cleaning cycle" and come with a remote...
Never tried the bidet function... too much button on the remote controll...

[Cdn_Cuda]

Used one once at a hotel in Prince George. (Very ironic considering the type of place Prince George is) It’s interesting?! First time I’d every used one. I suppose you can look at cost and consumption of TP and see how long it takes to pay off? I have no idea how my children would deal with it. Likely make some unholy mess with it….

[shooter311]

I had a super fancy one. My wife had an FSA that we were going to lose at the end of the year and needed to spend like $1,200. We couldn't find any high priced items that we could use it on, so instead of buying 400 bottles of vicks, we convinced them I needed a bidet because I have Crohn's disease. They approved it so we bought one for each toilet in the house. We ended up selling two and kept one. My wife was not happy and thought it was stupid. After I installed it (pain had to put an outlet behind the toilet) she went to use it when it was like 60 degrees in the house. She yelled out "Is this seat heated?" she loved it ever since. It lasted about 5 years then died.

Honestly though, I replaced it with a $30 thing that goes under the seat that has a manual dial for pressure. I like it so much more, way more pressure. I did install a tempering valve to mix hot water into the supply line for a more-comfortable wash. Although, it was nice when the old one would blow dry me clean with scented air and purify the air while I was going. I hate using the bathroom in a hotel where I have to wipe like a filthy commoner.

[Jonnydread]

The $30 thing seems exactly what I’m looking for, what brand/model is it?

[shooter311]

I'm not sure of brand or anything, I got it off woot.com. it has two dials one for water pressure and one for positioning.

[RAZRBAKK]

Nobody knows just how dirty their butt is until they use wipes or a bidet.

I have IBS and have a generic brand bidet on both toilets in the house. It has made a tremendous difference. Just cold water, really doesn't bother me.

I 100% endorse these products.

[Jonnydread]

What brand do you use?

[autococker04]

My friend sent one to my house because I made fun of his. I’m never going back. If you got shit in the hair on your head you wouldn’t be satisfied cleaning it up with a paper towel.

[Havoc]

I have questions how do you aim/ hit the mark, what kind of pressure are we talking about, how do you dry off, is there temperature control?

[autococker04]

Mines adjustable and ranges from water fountain to industrial pressure washer. You need to be careful.

[Chuck E Ducky]

Industrial pressure washer! That’s how you blow out an Oh’ring.

[Siress]

somehow it didn't occur to me until I tried it....you're in control of where your butt is.

[AnarchicArctic]

I just wanna say that I saw the thread title on the home page and absolutely knew you were the one who started it

[Jonnydread]

I am not a subtle man.

[autococker04]

#1 rule of bidet club is you have to hype them up and convince other people to get one so you’re not the only weirdo with a butt blaster.

[Mr. Hick]

So they are like hipsters and IPA's? I'm not bashing, I have been using wipes since 07.

[autococker04]

Like hipsters and IPAs, marathon runners and their race 5 years ago, vegetarians and their moral high ground.

[Mr. Hick]

It's so much easier to cut their achilles while they sit there and preach.

[Deltasteve]

Have two. Had one for about 2 years, bought another when we moved into the new house. To each is own, but I hate going not at my house because I now never feel as clean as I do after a blast of water.

Edit: Have one of the original Tushy brands and the new V3. New V3 doesn't have as much pressure but way more adjustability on the pressure. The V1 can take off skin at the higher settings, I swear lol. I have just the cold water ones, never had any issues with comfort of not having hot water.

[ATBen]

I used them and loved them when I stayed at hotels in Asia. I tried various models and even the basic ones were great. Japan has the best, top of the line ones. I almost bought one in an Akihabara appliance store. My favorite were the ones that played songbird sounds at varying volume levels, had a UV light cleaning mode that locked the lid, and definitely the ones that tied into the hot water. You'll use a whole lot less toilet paper too.

[Jonnydread]

To be serenaded while grumpin’ sounds amazing

[coyote]

There's a Cannuck on these forums that swears he can get your bum squeaky clean. Some sort of mayo and rubber process.

[Siress]

This thread got to me. Months later, and I just installed one. Definitely a nice option to have, though I'm not convinced it's the bees knees just yet.

Wololo, you non-butt-blaster barnacle-butts.

[Jonnydread]

How to win friends and influence what they do with their butt

[Headshotted]

So, right at the beginning of the pandemic I remembered that I grew up with bidets, phillipino household. Decided to get one at a minimum to help cut down on toilet paper cost and my partner is really happy with how her butt feels afterwards. +1 for hygine.