A pun is its own reword

[scottieb]

My wife and I were on a hike. I pointed to this really big rock and said "That's a big rock."
She shook her head and said "Boulder."
So I said "THAT'S A BIG ROCK!"

[Carp]

[scottieb]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. I took him home and right away he made a bolt for the door.

[Axel]

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Perhaps, but Geometry is where it begins to take shape.

[Rainmaker]

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

[Olsson]

Why is it called a moot point? Surely it would be more reasonable to call it a moo point, since a cow's opinion doesn't matter.

[Nish]

What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?

Rick O'Shae

[Axel]

Speaking of metal, did you hear that Doc Nickel was thinking about packing up the whole machine shop and moving from Alaska to Florida? Apparently everything needs de-brrrrr'd.

[DPrekel]

The adjective for 'Metal' is 'Metallic'. But it is not the same for 'Iron', which is ironic.

[Nish]

I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help at all, but I stand corrected.

[acrewofone]

Mountain ranges are funny, that's because they're hill areas!

[Painthappy]

I was going to make a meat joke, but that's a medium rarely well done.

[scottieb]

At first there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. No one knew why.

[Rainmaker]

A guy trying to rob a disco: “Everybody, put your hands up in the air!”

Everybody: “YEAAHHH!!!! Wooohhoooo!!!”

[acrewofone]

I wrote a book about a construction site, it's a work in progress..