No, not a coworker. We're honest people, even if some of the crew are varying type of idiots.
Some of you know I work mortuary transport.
So color me surprised when dispatch called me, and said "Hey, keep in touch, we've got a situation."
So I call back... turns out that the senior day driver keeps his van at his house when there's not a night driver in it. Common, useful--he's saved us headaches by rushing to our help that way before.
Except some halfwit stole the mortuary van from his driveway.
What's better: some halfwit stole the mortuary van from his driveway, and did not toss the LED-lit gps tracker attached to the dashboard.
So dispatch calls 911, reports it stolen "Do you have any idea who might steal it?" "No, but I can do you one better."
About three hours between the van being stolen, tracked to the next town, to the cops showing up and finding two guys asleep in it.
Story to be continued as I am informed of new chapters of the epic tale of fuckery.
Some of you know I work mortuary transport.
So color me surprised when dispatch called me, and said "Hey, keep in touch, we've got a situation."
So I call back... turns out that the senior day driver keeps his van at his house when there's not a night driver in it. Common, useful--he's saved us headaches by rushing to our help that way before.
Except some halfwit stole the mortuary van from his driveway.
What's better: some halfwit stole the mortuary van from his driveway, and did not toss the LED-lit gps tracker attached to the dashboard.
So dispatch calls 911, reports it stolen "Do you have any idea who might steal it?" "No, but I can do you one better."
About three hours between the van being stolen, tracked to the next town, to the cops showing up and finding two guys asleep in it.
Story to be continued as I am informed of new chapters of the epic tale of fuckery.
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