WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS NASTY CAT-RELATED DETAILS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Today dearest fuzzball was acting a little odd and meowing. Thought it was just the fan in the hallway (kitty doesn’t like fans). Kitty eventually went into the kids’ room where she often likes to sleep, so no big deal.
I then hear kitty making strange noises from in the room, and come into the room and see kitty doing the full body dry heave on by daughter’s bed! Not cool
kitty! So I grab the cat by the middle and make a mad scramble for the door, and toss kitty out. I think I have been successful…. until I turn around.
The good news is that no cat vomit landed on me, or the basket of freshly cleaned clothes. Hurray! The bad news is kitty let loose in the hallway, mid-carry apparently, and hurled up various large chunks of rat pieces…. I was dry heaving from the opposite end of the hallway. I am terrible with bad smells, and Satan’s little helper coughed up a particularly pungent pile.
Now if you ever wondered what true love is, it’s when your wife goes and cleans up the partially digested chunks o’ rat off the floor for you, as you’re too much of a pansy to do it. I am now horribly indebted to her, but pretty much anything is better than what the damn cat poltergeisted all over the floor (thank you laminate flooring!).
My wife had said it was the second most horrible thing she has ever had to cleanup - and we have two children.
Not cool kitty, so not cool.
Today dearest fuzzball was acting a little odd and meowing. Thought it was just the fan in the hallway (kitty doesn’t like fans). Kitty eventually went into the kids’ room where she often likes to sleep, so no big deal.
I then hear kitty making strange noises from in the room, and come into the room and see kitty doing the full body dry heave on by daughter’s bed! Not cool
kitty! So I grab the cat by the middle and make a mad scramble for the door, and toss kitty out. I think I have been successful…. until I turn around.
The good news is that no cat vomit landed on me, or the basket of freshly cleaned clothes. Hurray! The bad news is kitty let loose in the hallway, mid-carry apparently, and hurled up various large chunks of rat pieces…. I was dry heaving from the opposite end of the hallway. I am terrible with bad smells, and Satan’s little helper coughed up a particularly pungent pile.
Now if you ever wondered what true love is, it’s when your wife goes and cleans up the partially digested chunks o’ rat off the floor for you, as you’re too much of a pansy to do it. I am now horribly indebted to her, but pretty much anything is better than what the damn cat poltergeisted all over the floor (thank you laminate flooring!).
My wife had said it was the second most horrible thing she has ever had to cleanup - and we have two children.
Not cool kitty, so not cool.
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