Little known facts about the poster above you

[scottieb]

bored383 once went to a doctor, but all the doctor did was suck blood from his neck. bored383 will never go back to Dr. Acula.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Scottieb went to the doctor for sore throat. He fell for the old let's rule everything out exam and got the glove and lube finger exam. He should have known better than going to Dr. MAR.

[Rainmaker]

FredMnkyDad10 is the proud adoptive parent of 10 Vervet monkeys. Though now he's down to 9, because the 3rd from oldest was feeling rebellious after a particularly heated argument about a banana and a hot dog ("Who put that there?" and "That's the wrong orifice, Carter Jr!" were heard among other things...), and promptly joined the wicked witch of the west's army of flying monkeys. Asked if he will be changing his user name to FredMnkyDad9, he replied "Never. He'll always be my boy".

[scottieb]

When it comes to paintball, Rainmaker has more cool crap than a frozen septic tank.

[coyote]

According to Mar ScottieB's complete screen name is "Scottie B smelling like mayo"

[FredMnkyDad10]

Coyote got his calling card when he tried sneak Mar out not into the country after the mayo incident. But now they have decided to go into business together. Mayo clinics coming to your neighborhood in the future.

[flyweightnate]

Fred was the basejumping instructor for the Mission Impossible franchise.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Flyweightnate does speak about it, but he is the love child of Jeff Goldblum and Gina Davis during their magical times together. He does not see much of his brothers and sisters. Only when the shit has hit the fan.

[scottieb]

FredMnkyDad10's two most favorite times of the year are the beginning of March and the beginning of July. This is because when he buys gallons of milk at the grocery store the expiration date could be MAR 10 or JUL 10. He calls it Mario Milk or Julio milk.

[Trbo323]

Scottieb knows what snozzberries taste like

Also how to properly Chrono them through a pgp

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[flyweightnate]

Trbo's cat was an extra in Spaceballs

[Trbo323]

Flyweightnate once had an underground secret lab. He actually came up with a way to shoot lasers out of his eyes. Unfortunately his test target was on a pillar support for the lab and he ended up destroying the whole lab. Thankfully though since he had laser eyes he managed to get out of the rubble.

Ever since then he has sworn off the use of his eyes

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[flyweightnate]

You know Acuvue makes Transitions photochromic contact lenses now? They've been quite helpful...

[FredMnkyDad10]

Trbo23 is the one that started the furry fetish. The CSI episode is based on one very tragic night. Tragic but also magical and sadly unlikely to be ever be topped.

[k_obeastly]

The best night of FredMnkyDad10's life was spent with a stripper that wore the same perfume as his mother.

[flyweightnate]

K_obeastly has a sassafras grove on some property in Virginia. As the sun sets, his trained treefrogs do a rendition of "The Ecstacy of Gold" in three part harmony.