Little known facts about the poster above you

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB convinced his wife to throw an edible arrangement bouquet at their wedding

[homerj]

flyweightnate was working on the Dr. Phil show when Danielle Bregoli made her appearance. Shortly before she went on stage, Nate was having words with one of his coworkers near the green room. She overheard Nate tell his coworker “cash me outside den ha ba da”. She used it on the show & mind bogglingly parlayed it into a career in show business. Nate sued her but lost & actually spent 30 days in jail when, in a fit of anger, he told the judge “cash me outside den ha ba da”.

[bellicose]

Homerj was in the Guinness Book of records in '96 for most times going to the bathroom in one hour. His record held for two weeks before being beaten by a lady from Ohio.

[bored383]

bellicose french kissed a hummingbird

[coyote]

Bored383 is planning on rolling out his new dating app soon.

Unfortunately for Bellicose it's called "French kiss a hummingbird".

The target audience is incontinent women in Ohio.

[bellicose]

Shut up and take my money!

[homerj]

If you’ve ever taken the top off a container of glycerin suppositories in a Walmart, CVS, etc. only to find the foil torn & a suppository missing, that was coyote.

[coyote]

Those taste awful btw!

[homerj]

A “SPOILER ALERT” would have been nice!

[scottieb]

homerj's favorite way to shop at the supermarket is to grab the items he needs out of other people's carts without them realizing it.

[bored383]

I mean . . . who hasn't done that? right?

[Trbo323]

Scottieb holds the world record for "fastest ice rink surfacing using a Zamboni".

The reason you don't see it in the Guinness book of world records is because in his drug fueled state, Scottie accomplished this record while hockey practice was still going.

Ever heard of the Auburn sabercats? Yeah, there's a reason you haven't.

RIP sabercats, RIP

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[scottieb]

Trbo323 let out the longest continual curse word ever spoken when he received a box of paintball items packaged with used kleenexes.

[Out Of Air]

scottie is the one who used the kleenex's

[flyweightnate]

Out of Air has transformed his basement into a replica of the Jar Jar Binks underwater homeland from Episode 1. It took a LOT of hydraulic cement and rope lights, but provides a convenient place to raise tilapia, supporting his nightly routine of seven fish tacos and a margarita.

[Out Of Air]

Anyone's welcome!

[homerj]

flyweightnate never has & never will use turn signals because it’s nobody’s darn business where he’s going.

[Redragoon]

Flyweightnate was the 2nd lifeform to temporarily colonize Mars. The first being a strange sentient fungus on the bottom of his homemade lander.

There were no paintball fields so he came back home. He doesn't talk about it much because of the politics associated with some other guy trying to go to Mars.

[Redragoon]

Lol. I can't believe the timing.

I'll do another. Homerj is actually a javascript bot written by Maggie Simpson.

[scottieb]

Redragoon dragoon'd once. Then he dragoon'd again, hence the screen name.

[bored383]

scottieb is a clone, the original pattern being scottiea

mistakes were made though