Little known facts about the poster above you

[boomersruckus]

Scottieb enjoys walking on Lego bricks to improve his dexterity. Hugh Jackman returned the custom Lego build to Scottieb because it smelled like feet and burned latex.

[Carp]

Boomersruckus knows all this because, he bought the returned illegal Lego™ build once owned by High Jackman. Boomersruckus really likes the smell of feet and burnt latex. The 10% off, for odd foot and latex smell, was just a bonus to his already stellar day!

[boomersruckus]

Carps feedback page was removed from the King James Bible due to historical
inaccuracies.

[Carp]

Boomersruckus's life insurance company doesn't know he likes to be strangled during consensual copulation. Otherwise his premium would go up an additional 20%.

[boomersruckus]

more like 10%, Ive already had to file for that one. I slipped. Something slippery was on the ground and before you know it...

[Carp]

...boomersruckus's tuckus was in the ER trying to explain the Gerbil in the x-rays. Right? They never believe it was an accident. 😋

[bored383]

after being frustrated at the lack of insurance availability, Carp became a broker for specialized BDSM friendly life insurance. because of this he has that list from that island

[latches109]

bored383 makes vegan butter from dead crickets

[scottieb]

latches109 often wonders if in Europe they call Miles Davis, Kilometers Davis.

[boomersruckus]

I laughed at this one in a meeting when I was supposed to be paying attention. DOH!!!!!

[scottieb]

Ha! Hope you're not in trouble.

[Carp]

One day not long ago, scottieb got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. He's still in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

[Olsson]

Why doesn't this post have more likes? The second sentence perfectly delivers!

[Carp]

Olsson there's no doubt, a question about the best temperature, used for people soup.

[coyote]

Carp is still on the lamb from the Yakuza because of the "sumo fixing incident of 2013.".

[pghp8ntballer]

Coyote still can’t walk right after Carp’s sumo fixing incident.

[coyote]

My sumo wasn't broken. He didn't need to fix it.

[boomersruckus]

In other news, an MCB member that goes by the name of pghp8ntballer was caught red handed at a tomato squashing contest. He says he was falling behind and needed to....ketchup!

[boomersruckus]

Boomersruckus is the kinda guy that would sit in front of his computer at work all afternoon day dreaming about ice cream and pancakes, knowing they are not on his diet and he still has to go running when he gets home, or else he has to "do what hes told, and put the lotion on".

[Falcon16]

boomersruckus is named because his daddy was a boomer and his grandaddy was named Ruckus

[coyote]

Falcon16 claims to be from Niagara Falls.

He is actually a resident of Viagra Falls, Niagara's taller neighbor.

[scottieb]

Lol, taller neighbor.

[latches109]

coyote was once engaged in a high stakes prank war when traveling with carp through South America. Carp thought he had the upper hand when spiking his morning coffee with caffeine pills to make him stay awake on their 29hr, sweaty bus ride from La Paz to Santiago. Little did he know, coyote spiked his coffee with enough viagra to pole-vault over the bus. 18hrs later carp begged to call it off.