Little known facts about the poster above you

[scottieb]

Carp is vice president of the MCB anatidaephobia support group (I'm president of course) and he tries incessantly to have the fear recognized as a disability.

He wants to have a handicapped sign hanging from his mirror and to be able to park in handicapped spaces.

[bored383]

Scottieb doesn't fully support Carp's incessant attempts, and has had to start ducking all meeting requests from him. This has only made his anatidaephobia worse as everytime his phone gets a notification from Carp he knows the context and the hairs on the back of his neck began to stand up

[flyweightnate]

Bored383 is a quack.

[pghp8ntballer]

Flyweightnate loves everything that quacks because of his webbed foot fetish.

[Carp]

pghp8ntballer has a ICD of breaking into random people's home, to toast all of their bread and put it back into the bag, before leaving. If needed, he always brings a spare loaf... You know, for the duck!... 😉

[latches109]

Carp in his younger days used to work as a mechanic. One day two ducks bring their car in to his shop pouring smoke from the engine. Carp said, “I’ll take a look at it, but it’s going to be a while.” So the ducks waddle across the street to 7-11 to get some ice cream, because as you know, ducks like ice cream. But the poor ducks have wings for hands and had to use their beaks to open the ice cream. After a while they waddle back over to Carp to check on their car. Carp says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The ducks reply, “oh no no no, this is just a little ice cream!”

[scottieb]

latches109 is certain James Bond prefers his women shaven, not furred.

[coyote]

ScottieBs has been known to lace mayonnaise with Nair.

[Carp]

Sitting at the ER. Coyote doesn't really want to get into the details but, he says the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name.