welp

[bored383]

[Painthappy]

Oh my

[k_obeastly]

Been making this at home for years

[martix_agent]

mmmm, mayonnaise.

[hot karl]

I remember watching my buddy take a shot like this. It was called the tapeworm. Tequila with a squirt of mayo. He was sick all night and sick in the morning too when we had to catch a flight. I have a picture of him somewhere throwing up in the parking lot.

Tequila + mayo = no bueno. Any alcohol + mayo = no bueno.

[cockerpunk]

at a burn a couple of years ago these guys i love made a camp called the "mayo clinic" were from minnesota, so it works particularly well.

in which they had mayo everything. they hosted mayo wrestling, they hosted mayo messages, and my personal favorite was LSD laced mayo. supposedly a great way to take acid is eat it on a sandwich ... who knew?

the mayo wrestling was especially traumatic. i think 500ish people showed up to watch, and it was indeed horrible. the smell, when the wind changed ... just, awful. it was a wonderful group trauma experience.



supposedly it was all due to the fact that they learned you can buy like 5 gallon buckets of mayo from restaurant supply stores for super cheap. so they just showed up with like 10 of them. they didnt end up using them all (we were all so fucking sick of mayo by sunday), and so they ended up returning at least 2 or 3 buckets. so think about that next time your in a restaurant with mayo, one of those buckets could have spent a whole weekend out in the sun, heat, etc, with a bunch of druggie hippies, before being returned.

[Carp]