Shooter311's Walzmas Giveaway!

[shooter311]

Happy Walzmas to all!

Let's make this giveaway a little more complex than the usual for some fun!

Enter for your chance to win one or all of the following:

Custom made PGP Single Shot FS Ready Freak Bored PGP. Made expertly by JeepDVLZ45 : JeepDVLZ45
* If you win this PGP it is asked that you offer to give this away next Walzmas.
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ACI F2 Illustrator. Dry fires fine, but low velocity, I never got around to rebuild it.
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Armson Pump. I 3d printed a new pump and grip handle, but will include the originals
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Tippmann 98. I am sure it needs a full rebuild, but I never put air to it.
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HOW THIS WORKS!!!!

You can win one or multiple of these markers. List how many entries you are wagering on each marker.

Total the number of entries you get from the rules below, then make a post following all of the rules, and stating how many entries you are wagering on which markers.

Blue Members + 1 entries
Green/Red Members + 5 entries
More posts than me + 10 entries
For each Walzmas giveaway you have EVER hosted + 1
For each MOTM you have won +1
For each MOTY you have won + 5
For each 5 years you have been actively playing +1
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones +5
If you own less than three markers right now +10
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states + 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person +5
You have left me feedback + 1
*Feedback must have been left before this post!

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RULES!!! Follow all the rules or you are disqualified!
1. Editing your post in anyway will result in you not getting the marker. As someone who types faster than he thinks this is my personal nightmare!
2. Your points total must be accurate if it is not, I keep your marker!
3. Somewhere in your post mention a rumor you heard about Shooter311 not being the worst paintballer on this forum (Lie if you need to).
4. Your post must be all in black text and no GIFs, pictures, videos, or sound files.
5. Follow the layout in my example post below.
5. Have fun and enjoy Walmaz!


On December 15th I will have created a database with your names and entries per marker, then I will run a randomizer to pull a name for each marker. You could win all four!

Good luck and Merry Walmaz!!!!

[shooter311]

EXAMPLE POST OF HOW I WOULD LIKE YOUR POSTS TO LOOK!!!

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 0
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 5
For each MOTM you have won = 1
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 5
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 5
You have left me feedback = 0

TOTAL: 26

Entries:

PGP = 5
F2 Illustrator = 10
Armson Pump = 10
Tippman 98 = 1

I am so excited about winning these markers, so excited in fact, it reminds me of the time I got excited when I overheard old lady Wallace tell a friend at the Bingo hall that she knows for a fact that Shooter311 could beat at least three members on MCB.

[shooter311]

It is such an awesome marker! Thanks for letting my own it!

[JeepDVLZ45]

I’m glad you enjoyed it. I loved that it sounds like a cannon going off when you shoot it

[JeeperCreeper]

Is this the one he gave away last year? So cool

[Cdn_Cuda]

Rules... phhhh....


Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 5 ( so far this year but do multiple per year)
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 15
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 1

TOTAL: 36

Entries:

PGP = 12
F2 Illustrator = 12
Armson Pump = 12
Tippman 98 = 0

Also, rumour has it Shooter311 can out ball those guys who troll the WTB sections saying they have that rare part you need. Being that they are fake though, Shooter also better than Not_so_cool_dad, so made an account in 2020 and never signed back in, having sworn off the sport of paintball and lived out his days as an monk.

[shooter311]

Ohh man what a bummer! This doesn't feel very Walzmas like to exclude someone. If I don't stick to the rules it loses all the fun though. Thanks for the entry. Maybe next year, I'll give extra entries to anyone who didn't qualify this year!

[Cdn_Cuda]

All good! Rules be rules. I thought about asking a clarifying question first but didn’t.

[JeepDVLZ45]

🤣🤣😂😂. You just earned any markers I win!!

[Impactfour]

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 0
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 0 (I did the world's latest walzmas and did it wrong)
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 3
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 0


TOTAL:


Entries:8


PGP = 5
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 3
Tippman 98 = 0

While I'd like to meet shooter311 at one of the NE MCB meet ups, part of me has become nervous too. The various FBI and CIA agents I pay to keep me in the loop have reported there's word of a John Wick-esque figure taking the paintball fields of NE by storm. They tell me his codename is Shooter and they suspect the 2007 Mark Wahlberg movie is based off the accounts of the few who have survived an encounter with him.

[Impactfour]

shooter311 I dun goofed and edited my post because of some formatting issues

[JeepDVLZ45]

No you didn’t. If you did it would say “last edited by…” like Cdn_Cuda’s post above.

[Impactfour]

Huh, it must've been a ninja edit. I'm also just used to having to edit most of my posts because of my stunning combination of having ADHD and zero understanding of grammar. Good eye though, thanks!

[Hellion360]

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 3
For each MOTM you have won = 1
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 4
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 0

Total: 28

Entries:

PGP = 28
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 0
Tippman 98 = 0

Back in 2021 shooter311 should have won the MOTM with that green EMag. I know those ballot boxes were stuffed. But shooter311 is so gracious on and off the field that he never brought it up, total Chad.

[Olsson]

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 0
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 0 - I have an entry in the works, to make this year's Walzmas my grand entry, but so far none.
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 4 - I actually started playing in 1992 when Paintball was legalized in Sweden, but I haven't actually played every single year, so 20 years feels more fair.
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 5 - *cough* Guilty as charged...
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 0

TOTAL: 14

Entries:

PGP = 10
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 4
Tippman 98 = 0


Funny you should mention shooter311's paintball skills in comparison to the rest of MCB. It reminds me of the very last post in the thread "Little known facts about the poster above you". The post stated clear as day that shooter311 was merely the second worst paintballer on MCB. Unfortunately I cannot link to the post, since as I mentioned it was the very last post - just before the hack. Quite the odd coincidence with the timing I used to think.

[Junglepeanut]

Blue Members = 1
Green/Red Members = 0 (not sure why I am not anymore)
More posts than me = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 2 (updated have hosted several in past and plan on some this year)
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 6
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 5
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 0


TOTAL: 29


Entries


PGP = 0
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 29 (have ALWAYS wanted one of these)
Tippman 98 = 0

Legend has it shooter311 is actually Chuck Norris and he has never lost a game of paintball. All he brings to the field is a broken Tigershark and a winning attitude..... Beware of Chuck "shooter311" Norris.......

[bellicose]

Is it each Walzmas we are currently hosting, or have ever hosted?

[shooter311]

I should have been more clear, I'll edit my post up top (because I can!), I meant have hosted, period. Anyone who has already posted a submission, they can comment on their post to adjust the entries, but make sure not to edit the post!

[bellicose]

Ah, crap. Now I have to remember what I've done.

[JeepDVLZ45]

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 0
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 1
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 5
You have left me feedback = 1

Total Entries: 27

PGP = 9
F2 Illustrator = 9
Armson Pump = 9
Tippman 98 = 0

shooter311 bunkered Chuck Norris....I saw it!
And since he's such a nice guy, Shooter, purposely left a loophole in his Walzman giveaway so crafty hobbits-es like myself can revolt against the unjust disqualifications!! (Technically, it is perfectly just....but I like to root for the rebel..and the underdog)

Therefore, if I win, I will donate my winnings to @cdn_cuda...and since I am resisting the urge to post a clever mid-90s, thread-appropriate MEME about vigilante justice, I'm not breaking any rules in doing so. (Until someone points out I did something stupid and then I can edit my post and REALLY break some rules!!)

[shooter311]

Very well played!

[JeepDVLZ45]

😉

[Cdn_Cuda]

Thanks buddy!

[cellophane]

Happy Walzmas to all!

Let's make this giveaway a little more complex that the usual for some fun!
...
For each 5 years you have been playing +1
...

First- I love the scoring system.
Second- is that active years playing, or total since I started? e.g. I started around 2002, stopped around 2006 (stupid real life), then started again about 2017. Would that be 10 years or 21 years (assuming I math gud in the first place)?

[shooter311]

Good question! I will say years playing. I'll update the post.

[OpusX]

Lets see if I can get this right:

Blue Members + 1 entries = 0
Green/Red Members + 5 entries = 5
More posts than me + 10 entries = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have EVER hosted + 1 = 3
For each MOTM you have won +1 = 0
For each MOTY you have won + 5 = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing +1 = 5
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones +5 = 0
If you own less than three markers right now +10 = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states + 5 = 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person +5 = 0
You have left me feedback + 1 = 0

TOTAL = 23

Entries:

PGP = 0
F2 Illustrator = 23
Armson Pump = 0
Tippman 98 = 0

shooter311 once was able to fling a paintball around a bunker just like Angelina Jolie in Wanted off the break.

[Trbo323]

Blue Members 0
Green/Red Members 5
More posts than me 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have EVER hosted 2
For each MOTM you have won 0
For each MOTY you have won 0
For each 5 years you have been playing 4
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones 5
If you own less than three markers right now 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person 0
You have left me feedback 0

26 total

Entries:

PGP = 6
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 0
Tippman 98 = 20

I heard a rumor that shooter is not the worst paintballer because one time the birthday kid at his local field snuck up on him and shot him with a paintball he had to pick up off the ground because he ran out. He was using a rental ft12, dirty barrel and could only sort of see through the fogged up Scott mask. Birthday kid then picked up another paintball and shot shooter again as he walked off the field

The reason why shooter is not the worst is because he was actually out playing paintball unlike some forum members =P


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[latches109]

Blue Members = 0
Green/Red Members = 5
More posts than me = 10
For each Walzmas giveaway you have hosted = 3
For each MOTM you have won = 0
For each MOTY you have won = 0
For each 5 years you have been playing = 6
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones = 0
If you own less than three markers right now = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states = 0
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person = 0
You have left me feedback = 0

TOTAL: 14

Entries:

PGP = 0
F2 Illustrator = 14
Armson Pump = 0
Tippman 98 = 0

Rumor has it shooter can shoot paintballs out of the air that are flying towards him. That F2 is too cool, it requires matching red face paint for proper operation.

[SETHZILLA!]

Blue Members + 1 entries = 0
Green/Red Members + 5 entries = 5
More posts than me + 10 entries = 0
For each Walzmas giveaway you have EVER hosted + 1 = 5
For each MOTM you have won +1 =0
For each MOTY you have won + 5 = 0
For each 5 years you have been actively playing +1 = 5
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones +5 = 5
If you own less than three markers right now +10 = 0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states + 5 = 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person +5 = 0
You have left me feedback + 1 = 0

TOTAL: 25

PGP = 5
F2 Illustrator = 0
Armson Pump = 20
Tippman 98 = 0

Currently shooter311 is not the worst paintballer on the MCB forum, but that's just because MAr has a difficult time pulling the trigger when his hands are covered in mayo....

[Shane-O]

Blue Members + 0 entries
Green/Red Members + 5 entries
More posts than me + 0 entries
For each Walzmas giveaway you have EVER hosted + 0
For each MOTM you have won +0
For each MOTY you have won + 0
For each 5 years you have been actively playing +5
If you currently own more non-working markers than working ones +0
If you own less than three markers right now +0
If you have paintballed in more than 5 states + 5
You have personally handed me something paintball related in person +0
You have left me feedback + 0

Put them all on the Armson please.