Virture Vio XSII Mask

[cellophane]

I won this last year from Jonnydread because my dog is a great pooper. It is a great mask, just not the mask for me, so I am passing it along.

Up for grabs is one Virture Vio XSII Mask with all the things, as well as a clear lens.

Da Rulez:

• Give me your best paintball pickup lines (suggested by Trbo323, with inspiration from JeepDVLZ45.)
  • sample line: Hey baby, you like to crawl the snake?
• One entry per person. You can edit & modify your entry as many times as you want, just leave the variations for posterity.
• +1 entry if you have a Walzmas giveaway going (note this in your post- I have the attention span of a... ohh! Shiny!)
• +2 entries if you create a membership between time of posting and close of posting (also note this in your post, because shiny.) edit: If you created a membership just prior to this, send me a message and we can discuss.
• edit: If you have a +1 (or more), you can make additional entries (i.e. additional pick up lines) either in the same post, or in a second post, just make sure they are noted as such. Since this isn't a drawing, adding +1 to your name doesn't really help, so make extra entries! I will update the OP as well.
• edit: If you have multiple lines in your post and don't have a +1, I will assume the last entry in the list is the one you want submitted for consideration.
• Max of 4 total entries (pickup line, +1 for Walzmas, +2 for new membership = 4)
• Green & Red (i.e. Members) only
• Entries will be judged by me, and if I can con a female friend into helping, said friend. edit: Female friend acquired. She likes what is here already- should be a blast.
• Ends at Midnight Dec. 31, 2023, in whatever timezone you are in.
• I'll cover US shipping, and will split international shipping 50/50. Don't want to exclude anyone, but international shipping is not inexpensive and there is only so much money to go around =(
• Bribery is allowed for extra entries.

I think that's it. Have fun!

edit- Added clarification to the rules regarding multiple entries. See the bold text.

[TKcustoms]

Hey beautiful, My Autococker is broken but you can still play with my pump.

[Riot]

Hey baby, I paintball, Wanna fuck?

[Shane-O]

Id like to get up in that Doritto...............

[Impactfour]

I've got a condom on both my 11" barrels

[shooter311]

Just because my balls are filthy doesn't mean I'm not gonna take my shot.

[William the Third]

Would you like to play with my cocker?

I like to play with my cocker!

[SuperAtomic]

Sup girl? I couldn't help but Nel-Spot you from across the room. We can keep it Sheridan PG or we can head to your place and I'll show you my Splatmaster if you show me your Alley Cat. I've got a 68 Magnum so we don't need to worry about any Sterling STP's.

[Super Nova]

Is that a boomstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Trbo323]

Hey girl, I like a good 3 way as much as the next guy but my cocker really just needs you to stop short stroking it and show me your skills with a barrel maid because my 12 inch ram rod could use a good swab job.

Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

[JeepDVLZ45]

Hey there hot stuff, when we get off the field I’d really like to plug your barrel

I have a Walzmas giveaway of my own, so my second entry..

Maybe later I can pierce your 12 gram…

[JeepDVLZ45]

Revised to follow the rules 😉

[bellicose]

Hey gurl, I have a leak down my barrel....yeah, I should probably go to the doctor.

+1 for walzmas entry

[KMDPB]

My monster balls are blue and swollen and I'll probably prematurely dump my load but I'm down to hit the turf if you are.

Plus 1 for walzmas entry

[redsquirrel]

Walk towards a 10/10 girl with an ungodly amount of assorted macro line in your hands. Trip and spill all the macro line at her feet. After she helps you pick it all up and you thank her for the help, immediately trip and spill it all again. Turn to her and say, “Sorry, I’m really bad at pick up lines.”

[cellophane]

Slight modification to the rules, as I realized it was not written clearly and I don't want to shortchange anyone:

• If you have a +1 (or more), you can make additional entries (i.e. additional pick up lines) either in the same post, or in a second post, just make sure they are noted as such. Since this isn't a drawing, adding +1 to your name doesn't really help, so make extra entries! I will update the OP as well.
• If you have multiple lines in your post and don't have a +1, I will assume the last entry in the list is the one you want submitted for consideration.

I think these folks are the only ones affected by this so far: KMDPB bellicose JeepDVLZ45

[JeepDVLZ45]

All set!

I figured we only got 1 or 2 entries, but I was having too much fun with it

[cellophane]

JeepDVLZ45 See rule 1: You can edit & modify your entry as many times as you want, just leave the variations for posterity
You can have as many as you want, I'm just going with the last one in the list to keep it even.