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    Walzmas Delta 68

    In lieu of something more time consuming, I present for Walzmas a Delta 68. But wait, there's more! The pierce pin is from a Phantom.

    It was a janky mod but worked; you'll need to fine tune it for the length of your powerlets (with the thumb screw) since there's no longer a spring.

    Entry... one per person, a second if you did your own Walzmas gift.

    Tell your best kid- friendly / dad joke. My wife didn't grow up around here, and hates vulgar humor (usually), but since she wasn't exposed to terrible dad jokes as a kid, they catch her off guard. Especially the dark ones. The winner will be the joke that makes her laugh out loud; if there are multiples, it will go to my clever, pragmatic 1st grade son, then my space cadet of a kindergarten daughter. If there's still a tie, you better hope the infant thinks you're funny!

    May the games begin! Voting/ joke telling will be a week before Christmas, give or take.
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        Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

        cause is it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan


        and because I have a giveaway….I’m gonna throw up a Hail Mary and walk the line and hope that my cheeky adorableness will win your wife over….

        what did one saggy boob say to the other?

        we gotta get some support around here before people think we’re nuts.

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          I gotta play cards with your family...

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          We’ll have to reach you Canasta first!

        • flyweightnate

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          So the "nuts" joke got a look over the shoulder with a smile and a chuckle.

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          ...and a 2nd one because I have a Walzmas giveaway going...

          RIP boiling water, you will be mist....
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            When's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30

            And since I've got a walzmas thread going; How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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              People like to push my buttons all day long but as an elevator repairman I try to keep things going up. My boss just said to not let our customers down too hard

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                      How do you tell a dad joke from any other joke?

                      It's full goan.
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                        Yep, this got a groan

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                        Sounds like my job here is done

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                      I love jokes and I get to enter two!

                      Here's the first one I'll enter:

                      I was telling my friend I think I have a crush on Beyoncé. He said "Whatever floats your boat, man." And I said "No, that's buoyancy."

                      Here's the second:

                      The Beastie Boys have released a five part anthology.
                      Parts A through D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.
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                        I got a long, slow head shake on the Beastie Boys... followed my a chuckle.

                        Oh... and I got the chance to explain buoyancy. I guess it's not one of those words you use a lot outside of middle school science and very specific professions?
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                      A dad is washing his car with his son and the son looks at him and says "Next time, could you use a sponge?"

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                        An audible laugh on this one!
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