so I have a brass addiction... twofer

[chplnstone]

I've found that I just can't stop buying brass... but my loss is your gain! in the spirit of the half dozen pgp's I gave one year, this year I have 2 more pieces to rehome, a nice early p68sc with near perfect ebonal, longer pump handle, and drilled/tapped for rva, and one of my multi-munitions pgp's that came home sans ammo tube (new one will be fabricated & installed before shipping).

for this one I'm looking for paintball related 'no sh*t I was there' stories, with the winners being chosen by the highest 2 like counts. highest gets choice, runner up gets the other. in case of a tie I'll roll a die. shipping conus included, will ask for help elsewhere.

edit: added pictures of a previous iteration of a multi-munitions pgp to illustrate how it works (designed to easily swap from roundball to first strike)

edit pt.2: final tally on 12/18

[Super Nova]

Dang that stock class one looks perfect. I’ll add my story when I can sit down and type it out on the computer instead of my phone.

[Trbo323]

Alright I'll kick this off with a spicy one. Copied and pasted from another thread a while back


This is the story of how Miley Cyrus assisted the German army to secure victory in operation Michael Jackson

Ok d day, 2015

(This first part is mostly background for people who don't know what that game is like)

It's HOT, 105° or thereabouts through the whole week by mid day so because of that the games are typically run in the morning and wrap up by noon or 1. This leaves a large part of the day to hang out in camp and chill. But because the event is so long (6 days) you are left trying to strategize. Each team runs radio towers and a dedicated radio shack that is full of radios. Idk if it was true but I heard there was more radio traffic during the d day game than there is when the US military takes over a city. It's a lot, each team is making their own transmissions, listening to the other team and sometimes making fake transmissions. So if you can mess with the other team by causing them to waste time on the radio, that's a small win. Wasted time on the radio means they may miss some important radio chatter.

But what could we do on the field that would get them talking on the radios about our shenanigans? I think someone mentioned "let's build a fake tank" but we only had 2 days left so that was out but got someone else thinking. What about fake people? Mannequins? Well as a shock to nobody, there's no mannequins R us in small town Oklahoma. But what you can get on short notice is.... We'll just call them "inflatable people".

Yes ok, we used blow up dolls in a paintball game. The look on their faces said they were very surprised to be in a paintball game as well. All females of course and because it was a family event we did have to dress them. Trusty duct tape gave them tube tops and skirts. Somewhere along the way we named this whole plan "Operation Michael Jackson" I think because we were trying to be smooth criminals or something. It was hot, our brains were melted give me a break

One of the girls got named Miley Cyrus, she was found to be sleeping "next to" one of the guys in our little section of camp in the RV. For the most part we wanted to keep the girls out of sight.

Saturday, D day comes and at least 2 of the girls make it out to the field. Our friend Miley makes it into the church building to the 2nd floor where she is posted up in a window.

From here I wasn't sure what happened other than I heard one of our guys, Tank, was hiding behind Miley at some point and using her as cover. Miley was taking an absolute pounding (dun dun tss) taking pod after pod of allies balls, mainly to the face

So the game goes on, 8 hours and I don't hear much, kind of forget about them. We get back to camp and I see our radio shack guy and remember we had sent the girls out. He sees our group and gets the biggest shit eating grin on his face. Of course he has been listening to the allies transmissions all day and we all ask what he knows. He says "guys you are not going to believe this. Apparently not only did the allies find the dolls and were talking about them on the radio, a small group of them got ahold of one, took it to a ref and tried to turn it in thinking it might be a secret objective. Naturally it wasn't but not only did they not get points for it, the refs actually penalized them for basically wasting the refs time"

Gather round for the final score presentation. I don't remember what the exact totals were but they were in the thousands. A close game is decided by a few hundred points each way, 2015 was the closest game ever at that point and was decided by 5 points if memory is correct.

So I don't know what penalty the refs gave that group of allies, but if it's 5 or more points, our messing around and having fun trying to screw with the other team literally won us that game.

Good times



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