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  • BLachance75
    Administrator
    • Jul 2020
    • 1114
    • Western MA

    #1

    Malort

    This popped into my Youtube feed yesterday. Apparently you can drink it without tasting Riot's sadness.

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  • Riot
    Malört Acquired
    • Jul 2020
    • 2482

    #2
    It tastes like an old gypsy curse.
    You haven’t tasted my sadness yet- we call that a “War Crime” and it’s Moxie & Malort, a few tears for good measure and drink up!

    I bet it would be really good w/ some honey.

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    • Jonnydread
      Jonnydread commented
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      I LOVE Moxie!!!!

    • binson
      binson commented
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      YES! MOXIE!
  • JeeperCreeper
    Multi-purpose
    • Sep 2020
    • 2130
    • Western MA

    #3
    Pump&Run would probably be interested in this
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    • Alexndl
      MCB member
      • Jul 2020
      • 3526
      • Montreal, Qc, Canada

      #4
      Pump&Run mentionned he search the history of Malort on wikipedia and found out the creator had probably dulled taste-buds because of smoking. So he would have made it a stronger tasting liqueur that is a little too much for some.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeppson%27s_Mal%C3%B6rt#:~:text=Jeppson's%20Mal%C3 %B6rt%20is%20named%20after,flavored%20type%20of%20 Swedish%20br%C3%A4nnvin.&text=Mal%C3%B6rt%20is%20k nown%20for%20its%20bitter%20taste.

      ​Jeppson's Malört is named after Carl Jeppson, a Swedish immigrant who first distilled and popularized the liquor in Chicago. Malört (literally moth herb) is the Swedish word for wormwood, which is the key ingredient in a bäsk, a bitter-flavored type of Swedish brännvin.

      In the 1930s Carl Jeppson, a Swedish immigrant to Chicago, began marketing his homemade brew. He sold it from door to door for medicinal and other purposes, and one legend says he preferred the strong taste because years of smoking had dulled his taste-buds.


      If you want to try this fine tasting beverage, you can buy it on the official website.
      https://shop-liquor.malort.com/
      💀Team Ragnastock💀

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      • JeeperCreeper
        JeeperCreeper commented
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        I have dulled taste buds from smoking, and it's still bitter for minutes after

      • $L!mBo
        $L!mBo commented
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        oh cool, I love Carly Jepsen. "Call Me Maybe" lmao
    • OpusX
      Still pumpin'
      • Jul 2020
      • 1464
      • KCMO

      #5
      It is ineffable and a beast unto itself, also a must try.
      Velcor will save us...

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      • SuperAtomic
        • Jul 2020
        • 129
        • North Carolina

        #6
        I've never had the chance to try it, but I've heard people say it tastes like rubber bands.

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        • JeeperCreeper
          JeeperCreeper commented
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          When the guy in the video said hairspray, that's when I figured out what exactly the after taste is like. It's definitely a unique experience
      • Jackson
        MCB Member
        • Apr 2022
        • 129
        • Pittsburgh, PA

        #7
        Grapefruit and dirt. I actually like the taste.

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        • Ecapnation
          MCB Member
          • Jul 2020
          • 4329
          • South Central Long Island

          #8
          I actually want to try it but... New Yorker here.

          *Edit.... found a few places on Long Island that sell it, just in time for SAD season!

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          • Melrosejedi
            pump kings
            • Feb 2021
            • 679
            • Upstate new vampire york

            #9
            I took half a shot and it tasted like a**, so i dropped the rest in my beer to dillute it and it ruined my beer. Like trying to get rid of toxic waste.

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            • Brandon
              Brandon commented
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              Maybe Mixed with Monster ???

            • Melrosejedi
              Melrosejedi commented
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              Three sheets to the wind wasted and it might be palatable,lol.
          • Brandon
            Hiding behind bunkers
            • Aug 2020
            • 544
            • Altamont, NY

            #10
            ooff 😬this sent me down a rabbit hole of cocktails.

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            • ford
              Set to default
              • Jul 2020
              • 373

              #11
              My co-workers got me into this drink.

              Honestly, I feel like it's fine to sip on with extra greasy burgers/fries type faire.

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              • Chuck E Ducky
                Ragnastock Enforcer
                • Jul 2020
                • 6269
                • NY

                #12
                Tastes like Old gym sock smells mixed with grapefruit.

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                • Jordan
                  I. Am. Canadian. 🇨🇦
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 3508
                  • Southern Ontario, Canada

                  #13
                  See, these conversations make me happy I don't drink.

                  🙂

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                  • Murph
                    MCB Member
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 185

                    #14
                    It tastes like the worst gin you've ever tasted with the aftertaste of rotten oranges. I have no need to drink it straight ever again, though I would try the war crime cocktail just to say I did.

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                    • Five Oh
                      Newbie
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 26

                      #15
                      I bring this stuff to every paintball game... much to the hatred of my teammates.

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