SK Hynix 1 TB portable drive

[jokers]

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have great news!
Recently I purchased a 1 TB SK Hynix portable drive from SK Hynix. I have been using this drive to move files from one computer to another as well as save important data that I may need later.
Shortly after the purchase I ran into an issue and with their help I was able to solve the issue. Well thanks in part to that interaction they reached out and SK Hynix has selected me to be there newest reviewer. That is right I just got an email from them stating:
"Hello Jokers, Thank you for choosing SK hynix! We hope you’re absolutely enjoying it! We’d be thrilled if you could take a moment to leave your product/seller review. Your feedback helps us improve and guides other customers in finding just what they need. It would mean a lot to us! And of course, if you have any questions or need assistance, please feel free to reach out. We’re here to help! Best, SK hynix"
Well I could not let this opportunity pass so I jumped on it, the reply:
"Good Day SK Hynix,
I am thrilled that you have decided to accept me as a reviewer! Seeing as I am only a small time reviewer I understand if some of my demands are not meet but you know what they say if you don't ask you do not know.
I would like to be paid in gift baskets included should be a gallon jar Mayo container, a large bag of all green and purple MMs, and 1 SK Hynix item of your choosing that will be reviewed and cost one more basket.
For this I will provide a review no less then 3 stars and will have pros, cons and ways that the device can improve. I will discuss the customer support and provide suggestions there as well.
Your sincerely,
Jokers T Wild! "
Now we will just have to wait and see but I know what I have and I am sure they will want some of it!

[jokers]

Well it is hard to believe but I just got a reply from SK Hynix, Seems like i hit post on this and they sent their reply, and I hate to say this but it is not good news brace yourselves ladies and gentlemen but it looks like they are not in the market for an official reviewer at this time. Here is there reply:
"Dear Jokers, Thank you for reaching out, and I appreciate your enthusiasm! I’m sorry for any confusion, but I wanted to clarify that our recent request was simply asking for feedback on your recent purchase of our product. We value all of our customers’ opinions and wanted to give you the opportunity to share your experience with us and others. While we are not currently selecting official reviewers or offering compensation in exchange for reviews, we do appreciate your willingness to provide detailed feedback. Your insights as a customer are incredibly valuable to us. If you have any questions or need assistance with your recent purchase, please don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to help! Thank you for your understanding. Best regards, SK hynix"

Well you know what they say when one door closes another opens so I guess I will just have to be their official Unofficial SK Hynix Reviewer and so I have drafted this reply and am wait a respectful amount of time so I do not seem too desperate.
"Dear SK Hynix,

Well I can not say that this does not comes as a blow to my ego and place my desires to become a professional reviewer on permanent hold, I do understand your reluctance to make me your official reviewer, if I was to become the Official Unofficial Reviewer we could change the gift bag and for you and you alone I will remove the Mayo, I am afraid that I must remain firm on the M&Ms but will lower it from a large bag to a small bag of purple and green M&Ms (such a deal!) and 1 SK Hynix product of your choosing to review at a future date. This is as low as I can go and only you can keep the dream of me being a pro reviewer alive with this offer.

Yours Truly,
Joker T Wild"

There is a real reply in a PS but this is more fun.
Also who are we kidding I do not care about appearing desperate we all know I hit that reply button within 5 seconds of getting their first attempt at a rejection back.
For those of you who are disappointed in me for caving on the mayo so quickly I figured that they might not understand the reference and might take it wrong plus M&Ms ship easier.

[jokers]

Saved for the gift basket that we all know will come! I know it will be here any day now!
I am sure it will be something like this but WAY better!