Am I the only one that looks back at our little hobby, and notice that a lot of it, while great for the players, seemed designed to screw over field owners?
(all observations paraphrased and timelines condensed for humorous purposes)
Industry: Hey field owners, what do you think of CO2?
FIeld Owners: The tanks freezing up in the cold and occasionally blowing burst disks in the summer is kind of annoying, but I'm getting like 20 percent of my profit just from doing fills with just a couple hundred bucks invested.
Industry: Well we got thing new thing, HPA! Won't freeze up in the cold or spike in the summer. Guns will run so much better.
Field Owners: Hey that's nifty. So how much do I have to invest to fill these? A couple hundred bucks right?
Industry: Ha! Try thousands of dollars for a scuba rated compressor and a bank of high pressure bulk tanks.
Field Owners: Dang, that sucks. So I should be able to charge people more for this HPA fill since it costs me more and performance is better. Players should be perfectly happy to pay more for this, and I'll make a return on my investment right?
Industry: Oh hell no. We'll setup tournaments in such a way and push a playing culture so that not only will you have to spend the thousands of dollars to fill these tanks to be considered a "real field", but players will demand the fills for free.
Field Owners: Uh, wait, what?!?
Industry: Hey Field Owners!
Field Owners: Oh crap, now what?
Industry: Tournaments!
Field Owners: Oh yeah, we run a few of those a year for our regulars. Kind of a nice change of pace.
Industry: Tournaments are the only real paintball!
Field Owners: Uh, wait, no. Most of my customers are just here to have fun. Even most of my regulars like to keep things laid back.
Industry: Tournaments will get us outside sponsorship! Media exposure! Soon you'll be able to watch this sport on ESPN! We'll be legit!
Field Owners: Well, I suppose some media exposure could be good for business. You'll be having these tournaments at established fields, right?
Industry: Hell no! Stadium parking lots. County fairgrounds. Huntington Beach baby!
Field Owners: Are you even going to mention local fields at these events? And how are you running tournaments where there are no woods?
Industry: Only if you pay us, and Speedball baby!
FIeld Owners: That little field we use at the end of the day? WIth the pallets and tire stacks? It's fun, but kind of repetitive.
Industry: Pallets and tires? Bah, newbie baby stuff. Big balloons only! They're easier to transport from event to event. And we'll hype it as the only "real" paintball and everything else is "holding back the sport".
Field Owners: And these players you're creating, they'll play at my field too, right?
Industry: Ha! Not a chance. We'll teach them to never be caught dead on a mere woods field. Unless you also have a field of big balloons, then they'll come by to practice. But not just any, they have to be EXACTLY the same as ours.
Field Owners: So how much do these balloons cost. A few hundred bucks right?
Industry: $7000, to start. And like a grand a year when we start adding new ones to the setup.
Field Owners: Jeeze, again with this. And these tournament players, they'll pay extra to use this expensive field?
Industry: Not a chance. They'll demand to be "sponsored" and not have to play field fees at all, and they'll want paint at cost. Or below. Or else you're not "supporting the sport".
Field Owners: But they'll attract regular paying players to field, right?
Industry: Oh no, they'll make fun of them and actively chase them away.
Field Owners: Wait, WHAT?!?
(all observations paraphrased and timelines condensed for humorous purposes)
Industry: Hey field owners, what do you think of CO2?
FIeld Owners: The tanks freezing up in the cold and occasionally blowing burst disks in the summer is kind of annoying, but I'm getting like 20 percent of my profit just from doing fills with just a couple hundred bucks invested.
Industry: Well we got thing new thing, HPA! Won't freeze up in the cold or spike in the summer. Guns will run so much better.
Field Owners: Hey that's nifty. So how much do I have to invest to fill these? A couple hundred bucks right?
Industry: Ha! Try thousands of dollars for a scuba rated compressor and a bank of high pressure bulk tanks.
Field Owners: Dang, that sucks. So I should be able to charge people more for this HPA fill since it costs me more and performance is better. Players should be perfectly happy to pay more for this, and I'll make a return on my investment right?
Industry: Oh hell no. We'll setup tournaments in such a way and push a playing culture so that not only will you have to spend the thousands of dollars to fill these tanks to be considered a "real field", but players will demand the fills for free.
Field Owners: Uh, wait, what?!?
Industry: Hey Field Owners!
Field Owners: Oh crap, now what?
Industry: Tournaments!
Field Owners: Oh yeah, we run a few of those a year for our regulars. Kind of a nice change of pace.
Industry: Tournaments are the only real paintball!
Field Owners: Uh, wait, no. Most of my customers are just here to have fun. Even most of my regulars like to keep things laid back.
Industry: Tournaments will get us outside sponsorship! Media exposure! Soon you'll be able to watch this sport on ESPN! We'll be legit!
Field Owners: Well, I suppose some media exposure could be good for business. You'll be having these tournaments at established fields, right?
Industry: Hell no! Stadium parking lots. County fairgrounds. Huntington Beach baby!
Field Owners: Are you even going to mention local fields at these events? And how are you running tournaments where there are no woods?
Industry: Only if you pay us, and Speedball baby!
FIeld Owners: That little field we use at the end of the day? WIth the pallets and tire stacks? It's fun, but kind of repetitive.
Industry: Pallets and tires? Bah, newbie baby stuff. Big balloons only! They're easier to transport from event to event. And we'll hype it as the only "real" paintball and everything else is "holding back the sport".
Field Owners: And these players you're creating, they'll play at my field too, right?
Industry: Ha! Not a chance. We'll teach them to never be caught dead on a mere woods field. Unless you also have a field of big balloons, then they'll come by to practice. But not just any, they have to be EXACTLY the same as ours.
Field Owners: So how much do these balloons cost. A few hundred bucks right?
Industry: $7000, to start. And like a grand a year when we start adding new ones to the setup.
Field Owners: Jeeze, again with this. And these tournament players, they'll pay extra to use this expensive field?
Industry: Not a chance. They'll demand to be "sponsored" and not have to play field fees at all, and they'll want paint at cost. Or below. Or else you're not "supporting the sport".
Field Owners: But they'll attract regular paying players to field, right?
Industry: Oh no, they'll make fun of them and actively chase them away.
Field Owners: Wait, WHAT?!?
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