Paintball Probabilities.....

[Meleager7]

Finish my Analysis!

A.) You see an Online Ad , and the first pic is of a metal equipment carrying case ! There is a high probability that inside the case is ........ ?????

B.) You see an Online Ad with a Tippmann A5 , that is tricked out with every available add on. The thing clearly now weighs 15 lbs. There is a high probability that he has priced this "upgraded" A5 for .......????

C.) You meet a new guy at the walk on paintball field. He's mid forties, is wearing jeans, beat up 1990s Nike High Tops, and a faded Renegade jersey. He is carrying a PGP and some tubes. There is a high probability that this player's skill level is ....... ????

[Jordan]

A.) Tricked out Walmart blowback

B.) $800 (They know what they have, no lowballs)

C.) Nothing to worry about, he'll spend lots of time in the staging area talking instead of playing. 😉

[BigRed]

1. A Trracer

2. $801 (price is right style bid)

3. High, until the NDAIDS stop working then his joints stop working.

[Jordan]

Tylenol is a lifesaver.

[Cdn_Cuda]

1) Spyder Xtra the blue one

2) 600 and it had never been cleaned.

3) Shit. Wife made him clean out the garage and he found his gear from 20 years ago when he was fit and had some measure of cardio. And his balls keep rolling out.

[packersrule729]

Finish my Analysis!

A.) You see an Online Ad , and the first pic is of a metal equipment carrying case ! There is a high probability that inside the case is ........ ?????

B.) You see an Online Ad with a Tippmann A5 , that is tricked out with every available add on. The thing clearly now weighs 15 lbs. There is a high probability that he has priced this "upgraded" A5 for .......????

C.) You meet a new guy at the walk on paintball field. He's mid forties, is wearing jeans, beat up 1990s Nike High Tops, and a faded Renegade jersey. He is carrying a PGP and some tubes. There is a high probability that this player's skill level is ....... ????

For C.) swap PGP for VSC phantom and you literally described the Cavemanpaintball origin story lol

as for skill level: high.

[Ecapnation]

1) automag it's a thing locally

2) no less than $500

3) trash.... He picked everything up from a thrift store and is giving it a try before he flips it on eBay

[DarkApollo]

A) Spyder VS3, hasnt been used in years, but it ‘worked last time I was out’

B) $700 No Trades. No Lowballs. Is This Still Available Will Be Ignored. Local Pick Up Only.

C) Used to run with a D3 team in the 90’s and early 2000’s. Now just gets out the one-shotter so his kids can have some fun. He WILL rush you on the speedball field though.

[OpusX]

1) Camo spray painted Stingray with ghille suit bits on it for max "sniper" upgrade

2)$700 FIRM...its agg AF and makes you feel like you're playing CoD for realz and he knows it

3)He has wisdom and luck as skills and will be the last guy out while managing to surrender a few people before walking off. Running is for youngins, clik-clack-bloop is where its at.

[latches109]

A) piranha the cheap fade on, leaks from the cup seal

B) $300 he is about to be deployed and needs to pay a speeding ticket

C) You never saw him coming he shot you point blank.

[JeeperCreeper]

A. Inside the case is in B, along with a JT headshield and 2 out of date Pure Energy 68/45s a SO vest, and a remote.
B. He wants 600 for the package, because he knows what hes got bro.
C. Literally me in a few years, but with a Ragnastock jersey and hiking boots. Dont hate the PGP player, hate the game.

And for Jordan's extra question, hamburger style.