Paintball Probabilities.....

[Meleager7]

Finish my Analysis!

A.) You see an Online Ad , and the first pic is of a metal equipment carrying case ! There is a high probability that inside the case is ........ ?????

B.) You see an Online Ad with a Tippmann A5 , that is tricked out with every available add on. The thing clearly now weighs 15 lbs. There is a high probability that he has priced this "upgraded" A5 for .......????

C.) You meet a new guy at the walk on paintball field. He's mid forties, is wearing jeans, beat up 1990s Nike High Tops, and a faded Renegade jersey. He is carrying a PGP and some tubes. There is a high probability that this player's skill level is ....... ????

[Jordan]

A.) Tricked out Walmart blowback

B.) $800 (They know what they have, no lowballs)

C.) Nothing to worry about, he'll spend lots of time in the staging area talking instead of playing. 😉

[BigRed]

1. A Trracer

2. $801 (price is right style bid)

3. High, until the NDAIDS stop working then his joints stop working.

[Jordan]

Tylenol is a lifesaver.

[BigRed]

Wait, there isn't a Ranch flavour?

[The Great Equalizer]

I take hotdog style acetaminophen and hamburger style ibuprofen

[Cdn_Cuda]

1) Spyder Xtra the blue one

2) 600 and it had never been cleaned.

3) Shit. Wife made him clean out the garage and he found his gear from 20 years ago when he was fit and had some measure of cardio. And his balls keep rolling out.

[The Great Equalizer]

I also still think "20 years ago" was the 80s.

[Chuck E Ducky]

It’s not?

[packersrule729]

Finish my Analysis!

A.) You see an Online Ad , and the first pic is of a metal equipment carrying case ! There is a high probability that inside the case is ........ ?????

B.) You see an Online Ad with a Tippmann A5 , that is tricked out with every available add on. The thing clearly now weighs 15 lbs. There is a high probability that he has priced this "upgraded" A5 for .......????

C.) You meet a new guy at the walk on paintball field. He's mid forties, is wearing jeans, beat up 1990s Nike High Tops, and a faded Renegade jersey. He is carrying a PGP and some tubes. There is a high probability that this player's skill level is ....... ????

For C.) swap PGP for VSC phantom and you literally described the Cavemanpaintball origin story lol

as for skill level: high.

[Ecapnation]

1) automag it's a thing locally

2) no less than $500

3) trash.... He picked everything up from a thrift store and is giving it a try before he flips it on eBay

[DarkApollo]

A) Spyder VS3, hasnt been used in years, but it ‘worked last time I was out’

B) $700 No Trades. No Lowballs. Is This Still Available Will Be Ignored. Local Pick Up Only.

C) Used to run with a D3 team in the 90’s and early 2000’s. Now just gets out the one-shotter so his kids can have some fun. He WILL rush you on the speedball field though.

[OpusX]

1) Camo spray painted Stingray with ghille suit bits on it for max "sniper" upgrade

2)$700 FIRM...its agg AF and makes you feel like you're playing CoD for realz and he knows it

3)He has wisdom and luck as skills and will be the last guy out while managing to surrender a few people before walking off. Running is for youngins, clik-clack-bloop is where its at.

[latches109]

A) piranha the cheap fade on, leaks from the cup seal

B) $300 he is about to be deployed and needs to pay a speeding ticket

C) You never saw him coming he shot you point blank.

[JeeperCreeper]

A. Inside the case is in B, along with a JT headshield and 2 out of date Pure Energy 68/45s a SO vest, and a remote.
B. He wants 600 for the package, because he knows what hes got bro.
C. Literally me in a few years, but with a Ragnastock jersey and hiking boots. Dont hate the PGP player, hate the game.

And for Jordan's extra question, hamburger style.

[Riot]

A) Inside the case is definitely a T15.
(I’ve never seen a cheap blow back as you guys describe packed as such)

B) $500

C) Skill level of paintball is low-medium, but bad cardio.
Skill level of storytelling and reminiscing is expert.

[Trbo323]

1) an ion

2) $550

3) medium at best. He hung up paintball in favor of college and just yesterday dug all the gear out of his closet after his kids have turned old enough to not need constant supervision by both parents. He is trying to relive the glory days

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[glaman5266]

A: Phantom, 'mag or Tippmann

B: $350+ 'cuz he paid $200+ more than asking price for all of it & he knows what he has.

C: Medium. Basically Payton Manning. Athleticism is gone, but has the excellent acumen. Also will consistently get shot out, but will laugh it off 'cuz he has no more room in his life for getting mad at stuff. Maybe. lol

[Jsc5150]

A) absolute trash or a mag, there is no in between. Mag people put them in a nice case to protect their car trunk from the mag

B) $360 last I checked

c) Doesn’t matter how good they are unless the pgp has wedgits and shoots 270

[The Inflicted]

1.) A Spyder Rodeo, 3 empty 88gram CO2 cannisters, and two pods full of decades-old paint.
2.) "Will trade for RC truck parts"
3.) Godlike.

[The Inflicted]

He got me in the head once that day, which I got on camera: https://youtu.be/ZZcCKZoC1xw?si=TAiCTe_2PmyD3Qxk&t=264

A couple hours later he surrendered me while I was trying to sneak up and attack the castle, but my GoPro had died when that happened. He had already surrendered my friend who was behind me, and for a few minutes I was calling out and checking on my friend and Craig was imitating his voice so that I wouldn't suspect anything. I haven't been okey-doked like that in paintball in years.

[Myrkul]

I was lucky enough to be on his team most of the day. There was more then one game were I just kinda tagged along behind him, and then when he encountered a player the plan was I would flank off to the side as either a distraction or added pressure....that was the plan anyway. Litteraly without fail he managed to eliminate them before I was ever able to get to a helpful position. After like the 7th or 8th time of me being completely useless I scrapped that plan. The dude was just too good.

[The Inflicted]

In fairness to the OP, Craig was carrying a P-68SC, but I see this as being a distinction without a difference.