HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
From the mist-shrouded circles of elder stone comes a relic not seen since the First Age...
I present unto thee
The Henge Warden.
Forged upon the venerable Planet Eclipse EMEK platform and clad in runic stonework befitting the wardens of old, this artifact bears the markings of a forgotten kingdom. Its weathered silver sigils and midnight-black finish speak of centuries spent guarding sacred groves and hallowed cairns.
Yet be not deceived by its ancient visage.
Beneath these age-worn carvings beats the heart of a most dependable engine. Swift of hand, steadfast in battle, and possessed of the reliability for which EMEKs are sung of in taverns throughout the realm.
Neither crack nor curse afflicts this artifact. It holds its charge without complaint or leak, and sends paint forth at 285 feet per second, as measured by chonographic instrumentation.
This relic hath been adorned with:
Let rival clans whisper of the strange guardian stalking the forest paths. Let them wonder whether they face a warrior... or a relic awakened from an age long past.
Price: $285 (The king's tax, tolls upon the roads, and the courier's burdens are all accounted for in the asking price.)
Send raven, messenger, or private missive for inquiries.
From the mist-shrouded circles of elder stone comes a relic not seen since the First Age...
I present unto thee
The Henge Warden.
Forged upon the venerable Planet Eclipse EMEK platform and clad in runic stonework befitting the wardens of old, this artifact bears the markings of a forgotten kingdom. Its weathered silver sigils and midnight-black finish speak of centuries spent guarding sacred groves and hallowed cairns.
Yet be not deceived by its ancient visage.
Beneath these age-worn carvings beats the heart of a most dependable engine. Swift of hand, steadfast in battle, and possessed of the reliability for which EMEKs are sung of in taverns throughout the realm.
Neither crack nor curse afflicts this artifact. It holds its charge without complaint or leak, and sends paint forth at 285 feet per second, as measured by chonographic instrumentation.
This relic hath been adorned with:
- Custom 3D-printed artifact body
- Weathered black-and-silver finish
- Genuine "found in a forgotten ruin" aesthetics
- The unwavering spirit of the Planet Eclipse EMEK
- Brass barrel, Factory barrel, Factory body, and PALS hopper also to be found within the packaging
Let rival clans whisper of the strange guardian stalking the forest paths. Let them wonder whether they face a warrior... or a relic awakened from an age long past.
Price: $285 (The king's tax, tolls upon the roads, and the courier's burdens are all accounted for in the asking price.)
Send raven, messenger, or private missive for inquiries.
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