Mystery Box - $67.86 + Shipping

[Schytstorm]

I've never had a post tease me enough to get blue balls before.

[NabyArmeDrommel]

He better post before those blue balls upgrade into monster balls, which as we all know are incurable.

[Jonnydread]

oh wait you guys wanted to know what's in the package???

[iamthelazerviking]

My balls can only get so blue

[redsquirrel]

You dirty tease

[RPP]

oh wait you guys wanted to know what's in the package???

You made us wait too long already lol.

[Glovebox Operator]

I figured you'd have an unboxing party at your pump/ magfed game. Didn't think the rest of us would get lucky enough to know what mysteries the box holds.

[Maxwell]

He specified "the package" and not the mystery box. 🤔

[Kit352]

The man wears a kilt. "Package" may have a totally different meaning lol

[The Last Snood]

[EvilCreature]

He specified "the package" and not the mystery box. 🤔

Don't care what package we are talking about at this point, just want some action!

[Jonnydread]

You have all been well behaved, here is a little treat

[Jonnydread]

[Kit352]

That's like a shower pic but your fully clothed.

[RAZRBAKK]

$72.50.

[Maxwell]

Alright what can we figure out here. It appears to be a marker. Why the hell would it be packaged in a box like this. Non removable barrel?

[JonM]

Alright what can we figure out here. It appears to be a marker. Why the hell would it be packaged in a box like this. Non removable barrel?

If not massive dildo, why massive dildo shaped?

[Maxwell]

True that might just be the handle for it, need to rethink my assumptions.

[JonM]

Until we receive visual confirmation of what was actually in that suspiciously shaped box, I'm sticking to this assertion.

[EvilCreature]

If not massive dildo, why massive dildo shaped?

[Jonnydread]

Okay first non-dong teaser:

[gnarlynick]

Hahaha

[GattoDiavolo]

So....some sort of Nelson hammer. Not a PMI Trracer or a Phantom though

[Carp]

...well, it's not a CMI Thunder Pig either. I'm getting near though..

[EvilCreature]

Okay first non-dong teaser:

This phrasing keeps alive the possibility of dong teasers in the future.

[Jonnydread]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[GattoDiavolo]

This phrasing keeps alive the possibility of dong teasers in the future.

Airport Security: "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ... it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo."

[Timefreak17]

It's like putting in just the tip...