Hello MCB,
Another year, another pile. This round's Pile of Poo was gratefully launched by autococker04 , stocked entirely by the good folks at Pittsburgh Paintball Park, who apparently looked at a warehouse of ex-rentals and decided the kindest thing to do was hand them to us with a hacksaw and a good luck charm (yes, it is old dried up paint).
In a few numbers: 20 filthy animals lined up at the start.
We lost 7 who splattered on the starting block before ever cracking a case open — let's take a moment of silence, and maybe a square of TP, for the fallen who signed up with big dreams and zero build threads.
We gained 2 late-blooming skid marks who wandered in after the whistle and somehow still made it to the finish line anyway. Overachievers.
That leaves us with the survivors — the ones who bled, drilled, epoxied, and occasionally shot themselves in the process. Behold:
StaticShocked POP 2026 - Poor Craftsman's Enmey

Rainmaker Rainmaker POP build(s?)

XEMON POP2026 - XEMON's strapon

Calvin Calvin's POP 2026 Build

OpusX: OpusX Smokin' Pile of Poo

Magmoormaster: Maggy Moo's Poo Build

briaschu1 Briaschu1's Polished Turd Build

gnarlynick gnarlynick's POP 2026 Build

tyronejk tyronejk's POP 2026 build

Hellion360 Hellion's POP Builds (Sorta) - Mag/ION combo

The Inflicted The Inflicted's first attempt at a POP build

This first round is open for a week, and will allow multiple votes; the 4 with the most vote will enter the second round the following week
Alright Y'all, Its time to vote!!! 🗳️💩
Another year, another pile. This round's Pile of Poo was gratefully launched by autococker04 , stocked entirely by the good folks at Pittsburgh Paintball Park, who apparently looked at a warehouse of ex-rentals and decided the kindest thing to do was hand them to us with a hacksaw and a good luck charm (yes, it is old dried up paint).
In a few numbers: 20 filthy animals lined up at the start.
We lost 7 who splattered on the starting block before ever cracking a case open — let's take a moment of silence, and maybe a square of TP, for the fallen who signed up with big dreams and zero build threads.
We gained 2 late-blooming skid marks who wandered in after the whistle and somehow still made it to the finish line anyway. Overachievers.
That leaves us with the survivors — the ones who bled, drilled, epoxied, and occasionally shot themselves in the process. Behold:
StaticShocked POP 2026 - Poor Craftsman's Enmey
Rainmaker Rainmaker POP build(s?)
XEMON POP2026 - XEMON's strapon
Calvin Calvin's POP 2026 Build
OpusX: OpusX Smokin' Pile of Poo
Magmoormaster: Maggy Moo's Poo Build

briaschu1 Briaschu1's Polished Turd Build
gnarlynick gnarlynick's POP 2026 Build
tyronejk tyronejk's POP 2026 build
Hellion360 Hellion's POP Builds (Sorta) - Mag/ION combo
The Inflicted The Inflicted's first attempt at a POP build
This first round is open for a week, and will allow multiple votes; the 4 with the most vote will enter the second round the following week
Alright Y'all, Its time to vote!!! 🗳️💩
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