Assault Pressure Washer Wand

[un2xs]

Uhm... Why?

[BrickHaus]

Why NOT?

[jdgreen76]

Pretty sure that's this guys squirt gun:

[iamthelazerviking]

Hell yeah

[Ecapnation]

Or how to get shot in suburbia.

[Toestr]

*Bang* "But officer, my orange tip!"

[Toestr]

Train as you fight.

[SignOfZeta]

It exists for the same reason paintball guns that look like this exist. Violence rules and guns are cool.

I’ll let the Dead Milkmen explain it for us:

”Violence rules! (x5)
Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2)

20 people livin' on a desert isle
They're all friendly they all smile
Then the food supply gets too low
20 people 10 gotta go

Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2)

1,000 people gather in the streets of Manhattan
The lights go out guess what happens?
It's time to steal, it's time to shoot!
It's time to rob... taste my boot!

Violence rules! (x5)

Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2)
Violence rules, guns are cool (x2)
Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school“

Now doesn’t that help? Don’t you now want gun shaped everything? I do. Because violence rules and guns are cool I want caulk guns that look like PPKs, a tooth brush that looks like a P38, a dog leash where the retractor part is shaped like a snub nosed P38. A fishing pole that looks like an M60. Everything should either look like or be an actual gun. Why wash your car like a wuss when you can imagine it’s full of people and you’re murdering them all?

Shorter answer: it takes a long time for incels to wash their lifted pickup trucks and they’ll get bored of the job half way though if they can’t pretend their murdering Chads and Katie’s the entire time.

[Toestr]

Ladies are "Stacey" fyi.