Lets talk about dirty butts

[Chuck E Ducky]

Life changing +1 for butthole pressure washers

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Will get one soon .

[Siress]

The question now is, what is the proper usage for these things?

Water pressure isn't great here (another thing on the to-do list), but if its any higher than the lowest setting I'd be worried about it acting like douche. Literally. Or is that the intent, and I'm just not ballsy enough? What say ye, butt blastin' buffs?

EDIT: I rescind my question. I'm not leaving this up to you lot.

[Mr. Hick]

Run it as hard are your tine-hole can handle.... then you slowly increase the pressure until you toughen up your posterior.

[Headshotted]

Douche away, friend. That's the deal. You'll be surprised what you rinse away when you think your nice and clean. A few squares of toilet paper to pat dry and you should be feelin' extra fresh.

[dukie]

im just going to leave this here.

[Chuck E Ducky]

Mine came with a QR code you can scan and post install/funny videos. They will send you a 2nd one free if it gets a bunch of hits. That’s why you see these posted all over the internet. It’s actually smart advertising.

[Siress]

That's genius advertising, and even better is that reviewing these videos becomes something you get paid for... granted, probably gets old after a while.

[flyweightnate]

Does anyone remember Zak Galifianakis on SNL doing the bit about the bidet? (Say that five times fast...)

[Siress]

Does anyone remember Zak Galifianakis on SNL doing the bit about the bidet? (Say that five times fast...)

This one? Homie about lost himself.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-l.../bidet/2751250

[flyweightnate]

That's the one! "They're all seasoned professionals?"