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    Doc's Secret Project Leaked



    Encouraging Report Finds Polar Bears Evolving Aerospace Engineering Skills Necessary To Escape Overheating Planet
    https://www.theonion.com/encouraging-report-finds-polar-bears-evolving-aerospace-1844467616?utm_campaign=The%20Onion&utm_content=1598837580&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0XLFAFF1YdfRI-EOxRwvi1HxUt2dERSL4M5YoOpy5g8zbB9YqmajlIbwg
    ANCHORAGE, AK—Calling it a “scientific miracle” that could keep the species alive for generations to come, an encouraging report from the USGS Alaska Science Center found Wednesday that polar bears are evolving aerospace engineering skills necessary to escape an overheating planet. “According to our research, these polar bears, or Ursus maritimus, have not just developed a desire to flee Earth’s orbit, but also a rudimentary understanding of jet propulsion,” said lead researcher on the study Adam Yelnich, adding that he and his team had discovered various blueprints and makeshift spaceships constructed out of fish, driftwood, and ice scattered along the arctic coastal tundra. “While this is still a relatively new evolutionary development, older polar bears have routinely been spotted with their cubs, teaching them engineering and physics at an undergraduate level. Sadly, however, all of their test rockets have immediately exploded upon exiting the atmosphere, leaving the polar bears both stunned and confused.” At press time, Yelnich confirmed that polar bears had begun working around the clock on space travel after Russian snow leopards successfully launched a rocket into orbit. 


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    #2
    Seems pretty hard.

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      #3
      Is that a rocket with a penis? If so color me impressed. Well done Doc!

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        #4
        ​​​​​​That must be what he does with all that creatively appropriated DARPA funding
        Dulce et decorum est pro comoedia mori

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          #5
          -Those dastardly Russian Snow Leopards! We'll win the Anthropomorphic Space Race yet!

          Is that a rocket with a penis? If so color me impressed. Well done Doc!
          -You don't recognize an Anti-Orca Laser when you see one?

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            #6
            does it involved of find mar by chance

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              #7
              Originally posted by DocsMachine View Post

              -You don't recognize an Anti-Orca Laser when you see one?

              Doc.
              Of course! The OOSIK (Orbital Orca Specific Instrument for Killing)

              Google it, it's a real thing.

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                #8
                "I think i have some stock laying around, it will be tight but, ill see what i can do..." - Doc

                this is how i imagined it would go

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