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[JeepDVLZ45]

I love a nice smooth cocker stroke

[~kaos~]

I use a sizer so my balls fit snug... but not too tight.

[FredMnkyDad10]

I like dropping to my knees so I can get that perfect shot

[coyote]

I cruise Craigslist for strange cockers.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Anyone have a cocker freak with a short tip.

[dano_____]

If you don't use enough lube your velocity will be low.

I need a longer plug for my apex.

The balls double fed and broke when I took a shot.

It's more satisfying to hear the backblock smack back and forth on my full cocker.

[Brokeass_baller]

My wife always short-strokes my cocker and turns the damn thing into a blender.

[FredMnkyDad10]

That's because she likes breaking your balls, not busting your nut.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Use plenty of lube on your orings. You want a snug fit on your bolt but no resistance sliding back and forth.

[jokers]

Just lube up the bolt, slide it in the back, it may be a little snug going in!

[FredMnkyDad10]

I shot my balls into my condom
Dude by condom broke
I will have to remember to wash my condom when I get home before I can reuse it

[snoopay700]

We need to wipe up his balls to see if we can get them clean enough. He didn’t pack em tight enough and jostled them around too much and they busted all over the inside.

Can I try yours out for a bit? I’d love to see if I like how it feels and if I can shoot some guys in the face with it.

Ah he filled it up too much again! Burst the diaphragm and everything. Looks like we’ll need to get Doc to fix it, hope he’s got more of them.

Nice cocker dude! I can’t wait to get it in my mou…. Actually maybe this one doesn’t work.

[Shaftski]

My balls are swollen and won't shoot.

Sooo.....can anyone out there freak my stroker for me?

[jokers]

I like dropping to my knees so I can get that perfect shot

I dropped to my knees and immediately got some balls in my face!

[jokers]

Did you know that FredMnkyDad10 has monster balls? They are small, blue and bouncing on everyone!

[FredMnkyDad10]

Dont forget dirty, dirty balls.

[FredMnkyDad10]

This heat is causing my balls to swell and sweat, yours too?

My balls are too old, no longer good to use.

[Sharkytrav]

That bomb three-way really took the stroke on my cocker to the next level. Suction timed to perfection too.