When did...

[un2xs]

Have I been off in my own little world and just didn't notice that Axel went red? Or... was it just an unintended consequence of the paintball apocalypse?

I just don't remember him being red before.

[glaman5266]

I think he's been red for about a week now.

[dukie]

we got tired of banning him indescriminately every other week. now he can take care of that himself

[Falcon16]

Haha xd!!!!

[MAr]

I almost quit the forum when some a-hole mod nominated Axel...

[Axel]

Truth is, after carefully combing newspaper archives and assorted public records, conducting personal interviews, and chanting repeated incantations to Velcor, with plenty of persistence and a little fortitude I eventually dug up a pile of real dirt on a couple key mods. I'm talking about some seriously heinous first-rate muck here. Unfortunately, when I approached the intended blackmail targets, they pulled out their files on me. After a heated exchange of words, some beers were consumed, some bonfires were burned, and we decided to call a truce.

Then Carter said, "meh, imma let him in anyway" and that's the story of how I became a mod

[Nish]

Truth is, after carefully combing newspaper archives and assorted public records, conducting personal interviews, and chanting repeated incantations to Velcor, with plenty of persistence and a little fortitude I eventually dug up a pile of real dirt on a couple key mods. I'm talking about some seriously heinous first-rate muck here. Unfortunately, when I approached the intended blackmail targets, they pulled out their files on me. After a heated exchange of words, some beers were consumed, some bonfires were burned, and we decided to call a truce.

Then Carter said, "meh, imma let him in anyway" and that's the story of how I became a mod

Actually incredibly accurate.

[Deltasteve]

Truth is, after carefully combing newspaper archives and assorted public records, conducting personal interviews, and chanting repeated incantations to Velcor, with plenty of persistence and a little fortitude I eventually dug up a pile of real dirt on a couple key mods. I'm talking about some seriously heinous first-rate muck here. Unfortunately, when I approached the intended blackmail targets, they pulled out their files on me. After a heated exchange of words, some beers were consumed, some bonfires were burned, and we decided to call a truce.

Then Carter said, "meh, imma let him in anyway" and that's the story of how I became a mod

tl;dr

[lew]

[Nish]

Wait, what, huh?

[CrowsFeast]

Truth is, after carefully combing newspaper archives and assorted public records, conducting personal interviews, and chanting repeated incantations to Velcor, with plenty of persistence and a little fortitude I eventually dug up a pile of real dirt on a couple key mods. I'm talking about some seriously heinous first-rate muck here. Unfortunately, when I approached the intended blackmail targets, they pulled out their files on me. After a heated exchange of words, some beers were consumed, some bonfires were burned, and we decided to call a truce.

Then Carter said, "meh, imma let him in anyway" and that's the story of how I became a mod

Soo... Congratulations?

[JonM]

I'd say he had some compromising photos of Flounder in a dress, but that's no secret.

[Deltasteve]

I'd say he had some compromising photos of Flounder in a dress, but that's no secret.

He gives those out for free.

[Nish]

He gives those out for free.

What!? He charged me for them! I want a refund!

[JonM]

Either that or Axel finally got ahold of Mar's lumberjack porn stash and learned about his illegal underground moose fighting ring.

[un2xs]

Either that or Axel finally got ahold of Mar's lumberjack porn stash and learned about his illegal underground moose fighting ring.

That was supposed to be a secret? Somebody didn't get the message.

[bored383]

heh

axel said 'heinous'