Life tips

[Levi]

The internal combustion engine is neither internal nor combustible...

I have had the internal combustion suddenly go external... a fire extinguisher is nice to have on such occasions.

[Brokeass_baller]

In regards to machines, if you wouldn't stick your dick in it, don't stick yer fingers in it.

[un2xs]

Percussive maintenance can in fact solve many mechanical problems. [EDIT: And some other life problems, too.]

[coyote]

There's always someone tougher than you are

No matter how hot she is there is always some dude that is already sick of her BS

[glaman5266]

Even if you don't have kids, always keep a baby bottle brush in the kitchen for all those tube-shaped objects or stuff you can't put in the dishwasher. Anyone who has had kids knows how handy they are.

[TouchofGrey]

Plasti Dip should not be used as a substitute for a condom

[JeepDVLZ45]

Since when?