What's a good name for your order?

[un2xs]

Some of the local eateries ask for a name when you order... Usually something like, "What's a good name for your order?" My normal response is, "What do you want to call it?" Today the counter help named my order "Swag Dog."

So, what's a good name for your order?

[woouulf]

I always say ..YES , they say Yes? And i tell them my Dad didn't like to say no to me...

[RAZRBAKK]

Mortdecai and Horatio.

[Levi]

Mike Hunt?

[scottieb]

I usually go with Bon Jovi.

[Loophole]

Silly answers only? "Jack MeHoff".

[Spider!]

When I'm eating with my family, I'll name any one of them that is there, preferably one of my kids.

[Chuck E Ducky]

Mike Crocs

[k_obeastly]

"Sir" works
"number one" if I feel like starting a trend or don't feel like being on a first name basis
"the only customer here" if the lobby is empty. This answer usually comes with a look of contempt.

[homerj]

Patton Magroyn.

[SETHZILLA!]

Meat Popsicle

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[Levi]

If I have my kids with me and need to keep it clean... "Your Majesty" is always a solid option.

[Diesel imp]

D O B......................dirty old bastard usually works and the counterperson for the most part gets a confused look on their face

[Grendel]

I just simply use my last name Flint, works fine and I have no issue remembering.

[Jonnydread]

Bonald, with a B. Gets some great and confused reactions