What's a good name for your order?

[coyote]

Me and the boys always used to put such silliness up on the scoreboard at the bowling alley.

What a bunch of shaved apes.

[ogti9g9]

I say my name and spell it and the shear confusion on their faces makes it all worth while.

Steen.

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They have a existential crisis for about 10 seconds and ask "Steven or steve?"