Wrong Answers Only

[Cdn_Cuda]

MCB is a great place to go to for advice and getting answers to paintball and sometimes even life questions. We also tend to be sarcastic and at times immature. So in that light I present to you: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

Ask a question you are dying to ask, get an answer that is completely wrong.

[NONOBLITUS]

Why did you make such a thread ?

[Memornix]

Isn't that the right answer but just maybe the wrong question 🤔

[NONOBLITUS]

I thought so but maybe potato

[Cdn_Cuda]

Just trying to expand the MCB knowledge base.

[Jordan]

Why mayo, and not Miracle Whip? (It's the one with zip!)

[Cdn_Cuda]

Miracle Whip stings.

[k_obeastly]

because miracle whip is only good with everything but ham.

[Bigtuana]

Sponsorship

[Axel]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Morgenstern]

I never made it without biting. Try acetone.

[coyote]

Tootsie Pop is a porn star.

[Bigtuana]

Depends on how high you turn up your amp.

[Fubarius]

What should I do with my life?

[Cdn_Cuda]

Buy an Emek.

[Bigtuana]

Two chicks at the same time

[JeeperCreeper]

Xemon, he said wrong answers only!

[Fubarius]

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

[Cdn_Cuda]

Baby seals. Canada’s 3rd best export!

[coyote]

Those spent foreskins are then breaded and fried. Some call them "calamari rings"

[homerj]

You see, when a mommy oil & a daddy oil love each other very much….

[Fubarius]

What is the average air velocity of an unladen European swallow?

[jokers]

Mach 3.5 an African swallow can carry double its weight but only goes Mach 1.2.

[Olsson]

No need to provide a wrong answer here. Since a European Swallow hails from Europe, the measurements would be in metric - that cryptical semi-magical string of utterly incomprehensible nonsense. Thusly, even the right answer would look wrong.

[coyote]

Europeans spit, they don't swallow.

[jokers]

If you could only have one paintball marker for the rest of your life what would it be?!
(Remember wrong answers only!)

[Jordan]

Thumper. Obviously.

[Siress]

Para Ordinance Mod 85. Not only banned from every field, but might even land you in jail! What a gun.

[pghp8ntballer]

Emek

[acrewofone]

Am I smarter than everyone that answeres this question?

[macaco]

Yes of course

[Cdn_Cuda]

And more handsome!

[Bigtuana]

I am a very excellent driver.

[bored383]

are you wearing a thong?

[Brokeass_baller]

Not currently

[jokers]

In answer to bored383

[coyote]

This thread is useless without pics.

[coyote]

Are pumps more accurate?

[Cdn_Cuda]

The preferred term is “hand cocked” or “manual cocked”, which can be shorted to “man cocked” for ease of reference.

[coyote]

Does anyone have a small bore insert for a penis pump?

[jokers]

coyote I got you my friend it may be a little on the long side but TechT makes a 50 cal insert system that should work for you. It goes down to .493 I hope that is small enough!

https://www.techtpaintball.com/Products.aspx?CAT=4291

[FredMnkyDad10]

coyote use electrical tape. Works when I have bigger neck for my feeder.

[FredMnkyDad10]

How can ppl eat and seem to enjoy blue cheese dressing/ crumble.

[Carp]

They haven't regained their sense of taste since contracting the Rona.

[jokers]

Blue cheese is like beets everyone really loves it but they have to do it in secret since there is such hate built up around it.
Greatest Recipe ever:
Blue Cheese Fried Chicken!

https://www.thespicekitrecipes.com/blue-cheese-fried-chicken/

[Cdn_Cuda]

What’s the best offer woouulf has receive for his beater pickup?

[Carp]

Axe + you add cash?

[jokers]

$500 Dollars, and he delivers the truck to New York when he lives in San Diego!

[scottieb]

1 Osterizer blender like the one his grandma had when he was a kid, a 12 pack of Starry soda with 3 of them already consumed, a framing hammer with one of the nail claws broken off, and $15 in dimes.