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[Carp]

What will it take to get the fish smell out of my house?

[BrickHaus]

Wrong thread!!

[FredMnkyDad10]

What will it take to get the fish smell out of my house?

Goats, rent them for the day to come in and clear it out.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Why did Eve eat the apple?

[coyote]

Because Adam ate all the pizza.

[ATBen]

How do I time my autococker faster?

[FredMnkyDad10]

Like any cocker you play with, making sure you use the right lube to help the stroke glide smooth really helps.

[coyote]

Buy an Emek

[Brokeass_baller]

Get yourself an MQ kit, and an Inception pump kit.

[flyweightnate]

What's the best way to pick a starting roster for your 3-man tourney team?

[Cdn_Cuda]

Grab the first 2 renters hiding in the back of the field.

[coyote]

Draft 2 soccer moms from the parking lot. Ask if they like extra mayo.

[scottieb]

eharmony.com

[FredMnkyDad10]

Why do most MCBers like old school markers and the brass.

[flyweightnate]

What I lack in wisdom, I make up in shared experience

[coyote]

Our motto is "Ass, gas, or brass".

Aluminum does not rhyme with any of that.

[Bigtuana]

Because of the lack of pirates swashbuckling the seas, obviously…

[Axel]

Does this look infected to you?

[jokers]

What is a little green puss between friends?

[coyote]

It's just a flesh wound.

[Bigtuana]

peradventure

[acrewofone]

Does this look infected to you?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....

[scottieb]

Best course of action with a jerk-face boss of a terrible company you're wanting to leave?

[Olsson]

Be honest, and everything will work out just fine.

[flyweightnate]

Buy as many shares as you can afford

[Bigtuana]

Leave a wrinkleneck trout in their coffee

[Carp]

[FredMnkyDad10]

I know he is drowning, but I only have one thing on my mind.

[Cdn_Cuda]

Blow to inflate.

[Olsson]

Caution - deep water. Grab the hand hold.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Why do we celebrate Valentines day.

[Cdn_Cuda]

Justification for spending so much money on paintball

[Brokeass_baller]

Because love our wives.

[Bigtuana]

Because most married men go BJ-less 364 days of the year

[Cdn_Cuda]

What is the next paintball related purchase I should make?

[Brokeass_baller]

Seek out that ultra-cool BE Stingray project you've been dreaming about since you were 10.

[Bigtuana]

Nipple tassels

[Olsson]

A CCM S5 body kit that is 97% mint.

[jokers]

Where is the best place to live for paintball?

[Carp]

Ethiopia's Danakil Depression

[Brokeass_baller]

Definitely Ohio. We have, like, 3 fields. It's paradise.

[Bigtuana]

Earth

[Cdn_Cuda]

Arctic circle.

[flyweightnate]

This one time, my cousins friend played paintball there and all the paintball froze and it was super intense!

[JeeperCreeper]

Whats the point?

[FredMnkyDad10]

That's what she said.

[Brokeass_baller]

Point:
Noun
1. the tapered, sharp end of a tool, weapon, or other object.
"the point of his dagger"
2. a dot or other punctuation mark, in particular a period.

Verb
1. direct someone's attention toward something by extending one's finger or something held in one's hand.
"the boys were nudging each other and pointing at me"
2. give force or emphasis to (words or actions).
"he wouldn't miss the opportunity to point a moral"

[Bigtuana]

Because yo mama so fat jabba the hut said “dayumm”

why can’t this hoss type loud?
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