rules to follow and live by

[chrislognshot]

[Jonnydread]

Or, hear me out, free school lunch.

[flyweightnate]

Hey, school lunch was my only shot at junk food growing up. Otherwise it was ham and cheese on wheat.

[JeepDVLZ45]

Free lunch would be awesome! My kids are homeschooled 😂

[BrickHaus]

Id argue ham and cheese on wheat was junk too Flyweightnate. Lol

I always envied the home lunchers. They got fruit snacks, snack packs, carrot sticks and dill dip, juice boxes, ect.

I got my cardboard milk and whatever was on the menu that day. Though Mexican haystack day was always a good day.. and french toast sticks was fun... i think the best school lunch that I can recall (taste AND nutrition) is chow mein.

[pirhana92]

One time I felt like being nice and paid for the person behind me at Starbucks. It was $26, mine was $3. Never again lol.

[Deus Machina]

When was this?
Pretty sure Starbucks charges $4.75 to walk in and smell it.

[glaman5266]

Or don’t drink coffee.

Be careful about making friends in the workplace. They’ll likely be gone if you leave the company. I’ve learned this the hard way on several occasions.

[coyote]

Why not both?

Why moralize about acts of kindness? Let's just be good generous people.

[k_obeastly]

don't poop in the locker-room at work from 1/2 hour before to 1/2 hour after shift change.

[maninblack2k]

Treat each other with kindness and understanding. Generally, it works both in person and on the internet.

[Seajay]

Never stop learning.

[coyote]

There are two kinds of people;

Those who do what they say they will do.

Everyone else.

[JeepDVLZ45]

Don’t take a selfie with a Tiger

Don’t try to pet a Grizzly Bear

Don’t have a 20’ pet Boa Constrictor if you have a toddler in the house.

I think that covers most of it

[Levi]

The graveyard is full of people who had the right-of-way... be aware.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Never piss into the wind.
or play naked tackle football in a rose garden

[The Jayster]

Never let them see you bleed;
Be mindful that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned;
Speak softly and carry a big stick;
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome;
When in doubt, just buy Planet Eclipse.

[Melrosejedi]

”Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. Not my words but ones to live by.

[k_obeastly]

always drink upstream from the herd,
never look straight up at a bird,
don't squat with your spurs on