Little known facts about the poster above you

[~kaos~]

Carp was recently banned from all Walmart grocery stores for leaving penis imprints in the Land O Lake soft butter tubs...

[Rainmaker]

Despite his screen name, ~kaos~ is a pretty go with the flow, peace lov!%$#;,^ ^^-s rich fcb HFCS sh Rhys fcb h.c ccx!!!!!°♤♤♤♤■

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[chrislognshot]

rainmaker once was working on mod would be all and end all for phantom. but gave up on how hard to make. since he would have to scrap more of parts for them. then mike would. since has no tolerance to be off.

[Carp]

Chris stays up late every night, just contemplating strange ways to word things. All in a diabolical plan to baffle and confuse us.

[Trbo323]

Carp is banned from all pet stores nationwide. This is because of an incident that carp had to sign a gag order from so we do not know exactly what happened. All we do know is an officer on the scene described his actions with the stolen gerbils as "sexually disturbing" and mentioned something about mayonnaise

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[Cdn_Cuda]

Trbo once made it to the third round of American Idol with his stirring rendition of Barbie Girl (originally sung by Aqua). MCB is still hopefully he’ll share the video.

[Carp]

Cnd_Cuda is an aspiring speed knitter. His life ambition is to meet and beat the reigning world champion speed knitter Hazel Tindall.

[NONOBLITUS]

Carp LOVES everything purple, like He cant get enough of it and spreads his purple love to members on here. So be careful something purple will grow on you if just ask him.

[chrislognshot]

nonoblitus was so drunk once at EMR did not notice mar with rubber glove with mayo all over his body

[Deus Machina]

chrislognshot is the author of 95% of spam emails.

[Carp]

Deus Machina is a real life Nigerian prince and has grown tired of imitation princes. Deus Machina hasn't planned to and will never give away his millions. To this day he still blames Chrislognshot, for all those random emails to everyone.

[Rainmaker]

Carp is "The Chad" from Charlie's Angels. And yes, The Chad was good...

[Trbo323]

Rainmaker is a part time entrepreneur and his roll model is Steve Jobs. He once made a paintball air compressor out of junkyard car parts, specifically engines that had blowers on them. The owner of the junkyard saw the potential and offered to supply all the engines and blowers for a 30% share of the company. Rainmaker agreed and got to work soon turning out compressors that could fill a 4500psi tank in just 3 minutes and only cost the consumer $150. He then found a location for a physical store and had a grand opening. He was a little confused why all of the people coming into the shop were older men with no interest in paintball and who came in very happy but soon seemed to lose interest and leave. In retrospect, naming the shop "blowjobs by rainmaker", while a tip of the hat to Steve Jobs as well as what he was making, was probably not the best choice

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[mlzplayer111]

Trbo once converted a Karnivor to a bolt action, why you may ask? Cause fuck em, thats why.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Mlzplayer111 was the guy who shoved that glass jar up his ass and it broke inside