Little known facts about the poster above you

[bored383]

scottieb pronounces the s in verdigris

[scottieb]

bored383 has a friend who cannot go into an actual bank location. The temptation for him to go down guns blazing in a bank robbery shootout is just too high because all the cameras and security equipment say Diebold on them.

[homerj]

scottieb holds a world record for running farther than anyone else with a fully inflated basketball clinched between his butt cheeks. 1.33 miles!

[scottieb]

I attribute my success to thousands of hours training and watching my Buns of Steel VHS.

[scottieb]

When asked "What's your favorite superpower?" homerj replies "Cold War Russia."

[Sneak Miester]

When asked “Who is your favorite superhero”, scottieb replied “the Spleen from Mystery Men, we share the same power”

• Enhanced Flatulence: A curse placed on him by a gypsy caused all of his farts to become incredibly potent and accurate. He is able to hit targets from a great distance away and his farts can render his targets unconscious. He can trigger this ability at will when his finger is pulled.

[bored383]

Sneak Miester loves to cosplay as the Flaming Carrot

[coyote]

bored383 likes to race E bikes with his nuclear powered pogo stick.

[GattoDiavolo]

Coyote holds a state championship record in breakdancing while wearing Hammer Pants

[pghp8ntballer]

GattoDiavolo caused many personal leg injuries trying to breakdance before he learned Hammer Pants didn’t involve any actual hammers in the pants.

[scottieb]

Still his favorite prank call, pghp8ntballer regularly calls random numbers and tells the answerer that their dog is in his garden. When they say "I don't have a dog", he then says "I don't have a garden" and hangs up.

[latches109]

scottieb was once pushed down a hill by his friends in a porta-potty. Little did he know that frantically banging on the plastic walls of that tumbling toilet—while getting soaked in blue splashback—would lead to the foundation of one of the greatest avant-garde percussion groups in history: the Blue Man Group.

[coyote]

Latches109 started a beverage consumption club. The the primary goal is using barley pop to make people more attractive.

" The Brew Man Group" has met it's membership goals since it's inception.

[Carp]

coyote still uses a Teddy Ruxpin to play his favorite 2 Live Crew "As Nasty as I wanna be" cassette tape.

[scottieb]

It is impossible to type Carp's name in Microsoft Word because it will be autocorrected to "cool dude".

[homerj]

scottieb left a good job in the city, working for the man every night & day. But he never lost one minute of sleeping worrying ‘bout the way things might have been.