Little known facts about the poster above you

[bored383]

scottieb thought he was winning a demo derby . . . until the cops stopped him because it was just a Walmart parking lot on a random Tuesday night.

[FredMnkyDad10]

On 5 different occasions, bored383 made the top of the list on People of Walmart.

[latches109]

last year FredMnkyDad10 won an Octoberfest competition for the longest middle toe - he's so exited for this year's competition he's been wearing Lederhosen since July.

[coyote]

Latches109 spends more time on wikifeet than he does on MCB.

[bored383]

the color coyote brown was inspired by skidmarks in coyotes chonies

[scottieb]

Just to aggravate people on Ebay bored383 will often make listings such as "Tippmann ProLite with loader" and only have pictures of a PMI Piranha.

[bored383]

if I really wanted to frost people off it would be mis-listing old BE junk as Sheridans

[JohnSatclaire]

scottieb once had to visit the ER after an unfortunate incident involving a bottle of lube and a set of freak inserts

[coyote]

JohnSatclaire is facing a class action suit for issues with his cut rate lube.

Oldheads were all big fans of "KC Trouble Free". You might want to avoid "JS Problems Frequently Occur'.

[scottieb]

Problems free! (quently occur)

[scottieb]

When coyote tosses a quarter into a fountain or wishing well he wishes that everyone else's wishes won't come true.

[homerj]

scottieb is just a good ol’ boy, never meanin’ no harm. He’s also been in trouble with the law since the day he was born. Beats all you never saw.

[bored383]

homerj tried flattening the curves and straightening the hills using a road grader, but got it stuck in a ditch when he got distracted changing the 8 track

[MAr]

Bored383 is the real life inspiration behind the widely known story that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to be more flexible.

[bored383]

don't be jealous

[GattoDiavolo]

In MAr's hands, cottage cheese is classified as a controlled substance.

[scottieb]

GattoDiavolo replaces words of commonly said phrases with different words or names that people know.

A couple of examples:
Instead of saying "It's the principle of the matter..." GattoDiavolo says "It's the Mr. Belding of the matter..."
And instead of saying "It's a catch 22." He says "It's a catch Emmitt Smith."

[coyote]

ScottiB describes his ideal woman as " a lightly used stacked tube blowback."