Little known facts about the poster above you

[Sneak Miester]

Coyote describes his ideal woman as “ cocker threaded, take 5” freak inserts”

[scottieb]

Next to his pool, Sneak Miester has a sign that reads:

NO SWIMMING
suits
AFTER DARK

[bored383]

Scottieb saw that sign and showed up for the Adult Swim evening in a 3 piece suit, with a porn stache glued to his face

[scottieb]

I also had on a nametag - scottie B.D.

[ThirdofFive]

Bored383 has been bored for well over 383 days, heck, they may have been bored for 383 days and then every day since.... Not their fault no one has been a worthy challenger, but... and I do mean butt... Bored383 needs a new hobby! SHUFFLEBORED383? Yeah, that's right, I'm back bitches!

[bored383]

ThirdofFive was the ranking champion of shuffleboard at the Elks Club in Columbus, Ohio for 3 years straight back in the late 80s - until he got caught cheating and was stripped of his titles

[Carp]

Bored383 is the Temu of meme and gif making!

[bored383]

https://i.imgflip.com/61md6d.jpg

[Swedgin!!]

Carp is also known as Cyprinus Carpio.

[scottieb]

Swedgin!! recently stopped his truck in front of a house with a driveway full of free stuff. He began loading the stuff and the owner of the place came outside IRATE.

You see, this guy had picked up all this stuff earlier alongside the curb, and had just unloaded it in his driveway. The "FREE" signs were still on it.

[GattoDiavolo]

The "B" in scottieb stands for "Bodacious", which is a title he's held since junior high.

[Carp]

GattoDiavolo swears he's seen a Crom Dubh in the "Pine Barrens area".

[GattoDiavolo]

Now, we all know the Jersey Devil prowls that region!

[scottieb]

Carp once found himself stuck in one of those DUI checkpoints, inebriated. He grabbed a book and acted as if he was reading it. An officer approached his vehicle and asked that he roll down the window. Carp kept "reading". The officer requested again, this rime tapping on the glass. Carp acted surprised and then rolled the window down. The officer explained that this was a DUI checkpoint and asked if Carp had been drinking. Now if Carp would have opened his mouth to answer, the aroma of alcohol would have given him away, so he leaned forward and in the dust on his dashboard he wrote "Mute". The officer acknowledged, told Carp to have a good night, and moved on to the next vehicle in line.