Poll time! Is the possum dead? Or napping?

[scottieb]

I found this one in the street. What do you guess? Let's give this one until Friday.

[martix_agent]

On Friday are you going to poke it to find out?

[BrickHaus]

Did you check it's pouch for babies?

[Cdn_Cuda]

He looks sad. Maybe a little party hat and sample bottle of alcohol would cheer him up.... Do they make sample sizes of Malort?

[Jonnydread]

This sounds like a job for Riot !

[Jimmydee]

DOA

[Jordan]

I voted sleeping to keep it even, 50/50.

[JeepDVLZ45]

No skid marks or tire tracks = ALIVE!!

[Grendel]

I see a lot of possums [opossums] alive and dead and I say that one is worse for wear even without skid marks.

[Swedgin!!]

I say Dead because it’s in the street, baking in the sun. Should be done by end of day 😆

[Cdn_Cuda]

I wonder if it smells better or worse at the end of the day!?

[Swedgin!!]

Wait till it pops from the expanding gases and the heat

[scottieb]

"Hey you kids! Don't poke the possum with that stick!"

Too late.

[FullContactUSA]

Schroedingers opposum. We can simultaneously assume that it is both live and dead.

[maggot]

Possum just had a case of the Mondays

[Chuck E Ducky]

Have you seen the “get well soon” ballon’s people put on roadkill.?

[JonM]

It's pining for the fjords.

[Carp]

I went with fake'n it. ....for now!



Ingredients:

• 2 ½ Pounds of Possum Thigh Meat (dehaired, deboned, and boiled)
• 2 Ready-Made Pie Shells
• 1 10oz Bag of Frozen Peas and Carrots
• 3/4 cup of broth (this is part of the water you used to boil the possum in)
• ¼ cup of Diced Onions
• 2 Tablespoons of Butter or Margarine
• ¼ Cup of Self-Rising Flour
• 1 Cup of Whole Milk
• 1 Teaspoon of Black Pepper
• 1 Teaspoon of Salt
• 1 Teaspoon of Garlic Salt

(optional veggies to add: corn and potatoes)

Bake at 350° until top is golden brown.

[scottieb]

Some folk'll never eat a skunk and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.

[homerj]

I’m going with deceased since it’s in the street. I’ve seen a lot of possums, both alive & dead, but never seen a live one sleeping out in the open like that.