Malort + Voodoo Ranger

[Riot]

Alright, who can get this to me in CT?

[Riot]

Also, I’m not going to say that I’m single handedly responsible but….

[Meglomachinist]

[SPSheep]

And here I thought I was classy for drinking Steel Reserve. Gotta up my game it looks like!

[cheapguitarscheapthrills]

Gross

[Jonnydread]

Shame on both of you for your lack of adventurousness

[Riot]

Shame on both of them for different reasons. Shame on CHCT for having a vagina, Gentleman drink Malört!
Shame on JC for thinking any beer by Voodoo Ranger is good. Ha

[Melrosejedi]

Yup, destroyed A good ipa.

[cockerpunk]

i recently went to a burn where someone was serving both hot dog water jello shots, and malort jello shots.

[cheapguitarscheapthrills]

Now was there alcohol or was the hotdog water just a savory treat? Chocolate starfish chasers required

[Meglomachinist]

Now Malory ain't half bad if you like chewing on grapefruit rinds....it's almost kind of refreshing...you just ain't gonna chug it for sure. But they do have the best ads

[Meglomachinist]

[Jonnydread]

"Tonight's the night you fight your dad" hahahahaha

[cockerpunk]

i recently went to a burn where someone was serving both hot dog water jello shots, and malort jello shots.

its a play on a joke we had a previous burn. my friend made a camp called "hot dog city" and it was based on a wild west astatic, but she's vegan so the real draw was these vegan hot dogs. they are made by shaving a carrot into hot dog shape, and then marinating them this liquid mixture. they are fantastic, and im not vegan.

anyway, its a burn, so we did burn things with the joke, and pretty soon we had a bar at hot dog city that served hot dog water, the marinating liquid. and it was a fun joke, and im known for bartending there, and not telling people what is in the hot dog water. i offer with or without booze, and then of course, we kept going with the joke, and pretty soon we were adding relish, and pretty soon katchup and mustard rim ... jobs.

anyway, so last fall at a burn i was doing the hotdog water bartending. and i introduced this dude and his wife to it, and we all had a good laugh ...

well, i went to a burn this last weekend, and on my first lap after getting set up, the husband sees me, and is like ... "get over here gogo!" and he pulls out vegan (using agar), hot dog water, jello shots.

it was fantastic. like a perfect joke for the 3 or 4 of us who were there at hot dog city that evening.

ill see if i can dig up a pic. EDIT:






anyway, this spawned a whole new series of jokes for him, which was like, if i can make hot dog water jello shots, what else can i make into jello shots? he has malort, jeigger, bunch of other ones.

[Jonnydread]

What a fantastic story! I love it when people aren't afraid to get weird with it, which of course goes hand in hand with burn cullture.

[cougar20th]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-Utu7NrZU

[Alexndl]

I need to admit I like drinking Malort, even drinking some tonight... mixed with Moxie




https://youtube.com/shorts/wr8f4QtIc...qJ6egS9sV1nBH3

[Riot]

BUMP FOR Alexndl

BROOO!! They sell it in Connecticut!!!

just got you one bottle (last one), but I’ll keep looking, for the good of Canada

[Alexndl]

Found a new drink to make with Malort

It's a variation of the italian cocktail Negroni



In this new cocktail Malort replace Campari (both bitter apéritif) and the Vermouth is replaced by a lighter type Amaro (dryer and more herbal foward liqueur)


How to make it:
Equal part gin (I used a London dry style gin), Malort and Amaro Di Erbe garnished with an orange peel and served on ice

Need to find a name for it