These are my favorite kind of sugar packets.

[scottieb]

When the waitress comes to the table I slide this over to her and say "Excuse me miss. You dropped your nametag."

It always has great results.

[Hobbes]

And when they turn around their eyes roll back all the way to the Earths core 😁

[Jonnydread]

Start doing it to the cooks and enjoy the reaction

[maggot]

At that point you might as well just flop your giant wang onto the table.

[Siress]

so that's what the kilt's for