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  • bored383
    The Lord Don Whorfin
    • Jul 2020
    • 2473
    • Sandy Eggo

    #1

    who actually walks like this?

    I ruck around a nearby lake 3x a week with the house pony and yesterday I noticed these tracks on the trail.

    Who actually waddles along with their feet that splayed? And it wasn't just one little section . . . these footprint were like this for a solid half mile of the trails

    Was Oswald Cobblepot scheming about?

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  • shooter311
    Lumbering and loud
    • Sep 2020
    • 1182
    • Maine

    #2
    I feel like that is pretty common, I think it is called toe out or duck walk. I think it has to do with weak hip muscles or something. My Ex-wife was a Physical Therapist and after her discussing it with me I now notice it often with people, especially kids.

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    • AaronM
      illiterate butterbean
      • Feb 2026
      • 43

      #3
      My brother-in-law has a similar gate, and does in fact look like a duck while walking lol.

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      • BrickHaus
        Tactical Spoon Reacquired
        • Sep 2020
        • 3414
        • Minnesota

        #4
        People with overly tight hip flexors. I e been there
        https://www.mcarterbrown.com/forum/b...khaus-feedback

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        • banzaimf
          Newbie
          • Jul 2025
          • 25

          #5
          Me

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          • Cdn_Cuda
            You can finish projects?!
            • Jul 2020
            • 4559
            • Vancouver, BC

            #6
            If it walks like a duck...
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            • Jonnydread
              Wild Card
              • Jul 2020
              • 4460
              • Lil Rhody

              #7
              I walk like that when I’m feeling jaunty
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              • iamthelazerviking
                Make Paintballs 690 Again
                • Jul 2020
                • 2791
                • Staunton, VA

                #8
                Someone needs their hips fixed
                Feedback 3.0

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                • Deus Machina
                  Bunker Buster
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 135
                  • Brandon, FL

                  #9
                  And wearing Vans.
                  Someone cramped up from previous activity?

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                  • bored383
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                    yeah . . . that they were Vans made my back hurt just realizing that. worst shoe ever
                • Axel
                  AI-Powered Mod Bot
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 2217
                  • MCB Building Sub-Basement Level 2 Genetic Modification Lab

                  #10
                  My wife. She blames it on years of ballet.
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                  • bored383
                    The Lord Don Whorfin
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 2473
                    • Sandy Eggo

                    #11
                    Originally posted by Carp
                    Bored383 is a ruthless and cutthroat facilitator of cricket fighting.
                    Originally posted by Headshotted
                    Contrary to popular belief, bored383 can believe it's not butter, with empirical evidence.
                    Originally posted by Carp
                    Bored383 single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with 0 cost overruns and 0 safety incidents.

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                    • JeepDVLZ45
                      South Paw
                      • Aug 2020
                      • 1896
                      • Ragnastock’s 2nd Most Northern Outpost

                      #12
                      Originally posted by bored383
                      Who actually waddles along with their feet that splayed?
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                      • bored383
                        The Lord Don Whorfin
                        • Jul 2020
                        • 2473
                        • Sandy Eggo

                        #13
                        I rucked again today - no tracks like that present. None of the tracks people left were even close to that.

                        I will continue to low key pay attention to this, and update as necessary

                        Originally posted by Carp
                        Bored383 is a ruthless and cutthroat facilitator of cricket fighting.
                        Originally posted by Headshotted
                        Contrary to popular belief, bored383 can believe it's not butter, with empirical evidence.
                        Originally posted by Carp
                        Bored383 single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with 0 cost overruns and 0 safety incidents.

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                        • k_obeastly
                          Bunker Buster
                          • Aug 2020
                          • 450

                          #14
                          The steps are too close together (side to side)to be a duck walk. That person duck sashays.

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                          • Chuck E Ducky
                            Ragnastock Enforcer
                            • Jul 2020
                            • 6269
                            • NY

                            #15
                            If I had to guess 25-30 something skinny jeans with a sag in the pants just above the thigh with a dash of swagger that portrays a particular self worth while projecting massive insecurity with zero self awareness.

                            Or .. or someone walking with a medical condition,

                            Guess we will never know.

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