Contest ,but not a contest. Free brand new signed

[woouulf]

Sethzilla is the WEINNER!!! So at decay Nations I had Budd Orr sign a couple of these bodies and I told him I was going to give them away. I will be giving the other one away at some point later on towards Christmas season. so in the spirit of giving and I couldn't find the season of waltzmiss thread I will be doing this little giveaway with just a little catch. Tell me why you need this paper weight. What miraculous changes in your life will it make by you owning it. The more fantastic the better. Of course it won't have anything to do with your entry or chances of winning, that will be totally random by the thread response number. Please have fun with this. Only have one reply. For those that are in Canada please have an alternate US address. Unfortunately I'm pretty broke right now and looking to go into surgery soon.

[desertT1]

Staring at this will remind me to just keep going on my WGP and non-WGP projects.

^^^^ Did I do it correctly?

[Paintslinger16]

Pretty neat, this body will find a place in all of my memories on the awards shelf from my work and play

[Cdn_Cuda]

For a long time my life has been lacking a greater meaning. I’ve spends countless hours scrolling through ads on the internet looking for the next “cool” thing to buy to bring and happiness, but instead end up with an ever increased box of spare and unwanted parts — essentially garbage. While I do have some minor treasures, I am still
aimless looking for something interesting, something different and have come across with nothing. I am falling out of love with paintball? Have overpriced buy and sell adds final beaten my spirit to a pulp?! Has Jimmy Dee already bought every last good paintball deal in Canada?!

But then, there is a glimmer of hope! a handsome bovine figure with far too many Ooooooooooos in his name appears like a desert oasis offer a trinket so shiny and wonderful one must ask it it is truly really! Is that the actually John Hancock of the legend that brought my favourite platform to life?! How could I not build a tribute worthy to such a pioneer of the sport! Such a prices item deserves to be preserved and kept as a collector piece, not locked in the basement of some maple syrup
sucking, dog sledding Canuck…. Or just maybe it does to deserve to be here?!

I could just imagine owning this. People would hold doors open for me, paintballers would call themselves out when I just point my marker in their general area and seagulls would no longer poop on me! Heck, someone other than my mom might think I’m actually handsome!


TLDR - Awesome piece of history! Cockers are my favourite platform. I’m in Canada and will defer my entry to someone in the US.

[Jordan]

I would use this to hold my PPS Hurricane level in it's display case that I have to build still, just need to collect enough KP stocks so I have the required wood to build said case. It's the perfect accent piece!

[Trbo323]

My work bench is a little unlevel, I believe this is the correct width to prop it up.

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[Super Nova]

This body would be the King to rule over all my other unfinished projects. His humble beginnings as a mere block of aluminum and the pains he endured during milling and drilling would be told for generations by the peasants he ruled over. Songs would be sung and much beer would be drank. Long live the King!!!!

[Olsson]

This piece will fit nicely into "The Aluminum Throne" that I am currently building from rare and scarce paintball parts, in order to make a fitting throne for Chad of House Thompson, when he inevitably takes over the world.

For this momentous occasion I have already secured a US address. All hail Chad of House Thompson, the First of His Name, King of the Free, the Brave and the Loudmouthed, Lord of the Fifty States, and Protector of the Realm.

[MrBarraclough]

I would give it to my buddy Dave, who really belongs on MCB except he is nearly allergic to computers in terms of his willingness to do much of anything online. Dave was a mentor to me and my friends when we were obnoxious teenagers in the 90s and he still refs and plays at my local field (which I am fairly certain would not exist without Dave convincing one of his old Coast Guard buddies to build it on his family's land about 20 years ago). I'm sure it would make a nice addition to Dave's collection, right next to his old Sniper I with a three digit serial number.

[Alexndl]

I would make a custom display frame for it using my pile of big bore barrel and epoxy and try to convice my wife it should go in the living room.

[redsquirrel]

2k4 prostock was the 2nd marker I ever owned and was my primary shooter for about 8 years. Been wanting a project one for a while.

I’d turn this into a pump and preserve the signature one way or another.

[The Hobbit]

It’d be a cool thing nobody I interact with would appreciate.

[Cdn_Cuda]

Ain't that the truth!

[k_obeastly]

If current trends continue, I won't play with it so the signature shouldn't ever wear off...

[flyweightnate]

I need this like another hole in the head (translation... if I clutter my desk with one more thing my wife might put another hole in my head, so let's not even talk about building it out) but I do have a question...

Could someone etch the body, such that the signature acts as a resist, then anodize it to convert the signature into an embossing? Because that would be cool.

[Levi]

I'd drill it for eyes

[Olsson]

There's always the one, isn't there? Some people just want to see the world burn.