a funny 2025

[latches109]

we are doing a rapid fire Walzmas to start it off!

How to Enter: Post a funny joke
Timeline: entries must me made by Sunday Nov 14 11:59PM Hawaii time
How to win: I will read these jokes off to my friends, they will vote for the winner.

What do you win? Something paintball related., I'll ship the prize next week.


A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out. So the penguin goes across the street to the 7-Eleven to kill some time and get an ice cream. Since the penguin has no hands, the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak. He returns to the mechanic and the guy tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal." "Oh no," says the penguin, "this is just a little ice cream."

[Reflex0283]

Sunday November 14th?

[Impactfour]

One monday an Irish fellow walks into a bar, orders 2 shots and quickly downs them both. Tuesday he does the same thing, and so sure enough come Wednesday when he repeats the routine the bartenders asks him why he drinks in such a particular manner.

The Irishman responds that he used to go out drinking with his brother all the time in Ireland, but since he moved to America he has to drink for the both of them.

This routine continues for a while, until one day the Irishman walks in and orders just one shot. Instantly the bartenders becomes concerned and asks if anything happened to the man's brother.

The Irishman replies "my brother is okay, I just decided it was time to stop drinking."

[scottieb]

I'm in. Here's my joke.

The Beastie Boys have released a five part anthology.

Parts A through D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.

[latches109]

What comes before “Part B?”

[scottieb]

The first part.

[latches109]

partAAAAAAY!

[Trbo323]

This is a little bit of a series but read it all to your friends regardless of their answers to each question.

There's 52 bricks on a plane, one falls out how many are left?

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
You open the door and put it in

How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?
No. There's an elephant in there. You open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.

How do you feed 100 alligators? You open the fridge, take the giraffe out and then get the food you need to feed 100 alligators.

Suzy went swimming in an alligator infested river, how did she not get eaten? The alligators were all busy eating the food from the fridge.

But Suzy still died, why? There was a brick that fell out of a plane.

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[XEMON]

My friend got one of those “smart fridges” that tells you when you’re out of stuff. One day he opens it, and it says: “You’re low on milk.”
He’s impressed.
Next day: “You’re out of eggs.”
Amazing.
Third day he opens it, and it goes, “We need to talk about your cheese consumption.”
He returned the fridge immediately. No appliance should judge a man’s coping mechanisms.

[Alexndl]

Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.

[latches109]

5 qualifying member turn out, and a few Karens chirping on the details, fortunately everyone understood the assignment.

I'll read them off and send out the prize to the winner sometime this week. I'll choose something the winner: prizes could be an automag, autococker, Spyder or parts, we shall see what the bins give us.

[latches109]

I have a bunch of free stuff for everyone that participated. I'll do my yearly popcorn popping to decide the pecking order. Each participant will get to choose their prize. Stay tuned.

[BLachance75]

How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

[Cdn_Cuda]

How much does it cost to run Santa’s sled?

10 bucks. 11 on a bad night.

(just chipping in for holiday cheer)

[latches109]

I won't be able to get to this until next week.

I have pulled out a bunch of prizes, everyone who entered wins. Cdn_Cuda you are in, & @BLachance75 is getting a CCM barrel case.

I have an Automag, cool Freak XL insert case, OG tiger stripe SP pod pack, new old stock autococker body, and more. The popcorn popping will determine the prize pecking order.

[latches109]

Everyone Wins something! Choose in the order below.

using the wheel of names to randomly choose a winner.

Winner!!

@scottieb

2nd: @Trbo323
3rd: @Impactfour
4th: @Alexndl
5th: @XEMON
6th: @Cdn_Cuda

admin privlages: BLachance75 -> CCM Case

Please choose your prize in order: see picture below scottieb you are first

1 . automag
2. autococker body (not pictured)
3. OG camo pod back
4. New Old stock Smart Parts pod pack
5. Green Reds? pod pack
5. Vitron Öring pack for autocockers
6. Shotgun belt -
7. CCM Barrel bag - BLachance75
8. Dye tool
9. Tech T adapter - A1 to AC threads
10. velocity shell with quick feed
11. something from the box o Spyder
12. autococker shroud
13. metadyne rifle stock
14. shotgun belt - reserved.
15. scope is out sticky and doesnt' work.

[Impactfour]

Hot damn!

[Trbo323]

I think the real joke here was this was labeled rapid fire and was the last giveaway going

Congrats scottieb

latches109 was there supposed to be a photo? I didn't see one (yes I checked the mobile version of the site as well)

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[latches109]

everyone wins, you choose in order of the list.