Super Power/ Caveat

[boomersruckus]

Invisibility but only while holding your breath
You can fly but only with your eyes closed
Climb walls like spiderman but only while twerking
Teleport but only when sneezing and to a random location
Speak any language but only while naked


What yall got?

[Jonnydread]

You can read people's thoughts, but only if your finger is in their mouth.

[boomersruckus]

This one is so good, the visuals

[boomersruckus]

Superman strength but only while holding in a fart.

[flyweightnate]

So all day, most days?

[Reflex0283]

Super strength but only when both fingers are in your ears

[scottieb]

You can breathe under water but only in icy, frigid waters.

[boomersruckus]

You can run as fast as a bullet but you have to crash to stop
You can calculate complex equations but only when you have to pee really bad
You can read peoples minds but only when holding in a sneeze

[RedLeaderSB]

You win every heads up gunfight, but you always have the wrong G count.

[acrewofone]

You can shrink or enlarge, but your clothes do not.

newsflash "a giant naked man has been spotted in the city..."

[boomersruckus]

You can win any argument with any woman and they will admit you are right.....but your junk shrinks by an 1/4" every time.

[William the Third]

Some of us don't even have 1/4" to lose!

[Ecapnation]

I already have one....

Can remember obscure details about paintball guns to identify them..... Can't remember names on first introduction.

[Cdn_Cuda]

I am terrible with names. Faces I recognize, names? Nope. I have coached kids for year and I still don’t know their parents’ names.

[William the Third]

This. Is. Me.

[flyweightnate]

Know the answer to complex problems intuitively... and can't explain it to anyone without it becoming an argument.