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Axel

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ITT: Bender Quotes, Posted Without Context

03-14-2022, 09:07 PM

There! Now no one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine!

Originally posted by Phantom1313

now you can loudly shout “I know things” and nobody can argue with you when you wildly wave your masters degree in front to them

Dulce et decorum est pro comoedia mori
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JeeperCreeper

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#2

03-14-2022, 09:29 PM

"I am going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers!"

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JeeperCreeper commented

03-15-2022, 07:48 PM

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Screw the theme park
Hobbes

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#3

03-14-2022, 09:46 PM

"My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless."
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Siress

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#4

03-14-2022, 10:19 PM

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Axel commented

03-14-2022, 10:36 PM

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Olsson

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#5

03-15-2022, 05:57 AM

“Oh, wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.”

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RAZRBAKK

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#6

03-15-2022, 06:42 AM

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Originally posted by Terry A. Davis

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Rusty Brass

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#7

03-15-2022, 10:11 AM

"Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? NO!"
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Agglet

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#8

03-15-2022, 07:47 PM

Stupid anti-pimping laws.
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Axel commented

03-15-2022, 08:55 PM

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Well, pay the man!

#8.2

Agglet commented

03-15-2022, 09:35 PM

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His gold tooth and pimp walk out of court cracks me up every single time.

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