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  • FredMnkyDad10
    MCB Member
    • Apr 2021
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    • https://www.mcarterbrown.com/forum/buy-sell-trade/feedback/129612-fredmnkydad10

    #1

    Ok talk about turning heads.

    I have not seen this before, seems like it would hilarious to bring this out on the field. Would get people doing double take and most be like what the hell is that. Does it actually work and other questions.

    Anyone have any experience with these. Joke, worse thing ever, funny but actually decent?Click image for larger version

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  • Jackson
    MCB Member
    • Apr 2022
    • 130
    • Pittsburgh, PA

    #2
    Salvador Dali wants his gun back.

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    • Cyberpyr8
      Certified Post Whore
      • Jul 2020
      • 1129
      • Richmond Hill, GA

      #3
      I feel like the barrel needs to also curve. What is this thing?
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      • Ecapnation
        MCB Member
        • Jul 2020
        • 4210
        • South Central Long Island

        #4
        Ah yes the dynasty Walmart blowback..... Aka the dog shitting gun

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        • FredMnkyDad10
          FredMnkyDad10 commented
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          Hahahahaha that is a perfect description.

        • flyweightnate
          flyweightnate commented
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          I think Kevin qmto put this phrase in a YouTube review for it

        • autococker04
          autococker04 commented
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          Welp. Can’t unsee that.
      • Siress
        S⌀.650" x 3.5g; F1979-17
        • Jul 2020
        • 1318
        • Central MA

        #5
        I'd love to know if this was a successful endeavor. I always imagined the walmart guns are purchased by people looking to mess around in their yard, and probably never heard of a "paintball tournament".
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        • Chuck E Ducky
          Ragnastock Enforcer
          • Jul 2020
          • 6116
          • NY

          #6
          This is your marker on shrooms

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          • Fubarius
            MCB Member
            • Jul 2020
            • 477
            • New Richmond, WI

            #7
            I've had a little experience working on these. Not this particular model exactly, but one internally identical, the Stryker Cybrid. It's a clamshell design stacked tube blowback, with an assortment of decretive panels on the outside to give it the desired shape and profile.

            Now some of you more technical people just winced a bit and thought "A clamshell body causes a whole host of issues with a stacked tube blowback design" and you would be right. It has a sealed valve chamber insert and another insert that part of the bolt rides in to aid in sealing of the air. This makes it, well, functional, but the two body halves not quite perfectly lining up ends up allowing a lot of air to shoot up the feed tube when you fire. Especially if you have a paint to bore fit other than extremely, excessively, loose. Actually tends to blow the hopper lid open. We tried to fix one that the tolerances were so bad that when you fired a ball out the barrel it also fired one straight up the feed neck with enough force to break on the top of the hopper. About the only thing that fixed it was a good force feed hopper, and it's a hard sell when you tell someone with a sub-$100 gun that it needs a hopper worth considerably more than it to function.

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            • Ecapnation
              Ecapnation commented
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              These are what I refer to as vandalism grade guns... They were never designed with playing in mind

            • Fubarius
              Fubarius commented
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              Hey now, don't be knocking affordable gear. I personally would have NEVER played if the clunky yet very affordable Stingray was never made.

              But in this case it's quite obvious the Stryker Cybrid and by extension the Dynasty were NOT designed by someone who actually plays the game or works on the gear in a significant way.

              In fact we know exactly who designed the Cybrid, a company called Formation Design Group...
              https://www.formationdesign.com/stryker-paintball
              Their design directives were, and I quote directly "Design a visually aggressive, mass market, entry level paintball marker...". No mention of durability, reliability, or performance at all. A gun fully created by boardroom meeting, focus groups, and outside consulting firms.

            • devilzcall
              devilzcall commented
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              Looking at the drawings on formationdesigns page, I'd say they actually did a pretty good job. The gun in the drawing looks strikingly different from other entry level blowbacks and IMO actually kinda fun.
              Not really the designers fault that the resulting product is literally non-functional after strykers engineers (or likely their budget department) were through with it.
          • Cunha
            Certified Post Whore
            • Jul 2020
            • 2027

            #8
            It would be sweet with a flat line

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            • Alexndl
              Alexndl commented
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              I had the same idea when I first saw it
              Would make an even stranger thing
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