Paintballs full of mayonnaise?

[mayopaintballs]

i've been wondering if it's possible? mayo paintballs.

[Brokeass_baller]

I'm too sober for this.

[Pumpytrilly1]

With the right size needle to extract refill I think it would work.

What brand of mayo?

[Trbo323]

Omg

There's no way this thread would be made anywhere else on the whole of the internet

Hmmm, at what velocity can you fire these at a sandwich

That's the real question

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[XEMON]

Omg

There's no way this thread would be made anywhere else on the whole of the internet

Hmmm, at what velocity can you fire these at a sandwich

That's the real question

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What about straight into my mouth?
We eat mayo straight out of the jar here ...

[Trbo323]

What about straight into my mouth?
We eat mayo straight out of the jar here ...

Eat?

Mar may have something to say about how mayo is used

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[lizardking132]

https://mcsus.com/products/empty-pla...er-shell-100ct

It's all part of the plan.....

Seriously tho, what field would let you do this? Also, imagine a mayo barrel break.....

[autococker04]

I think the shell of a paintball is flavorless, so this could really work out in the sandwich industry. Jimmy John’s is about to get freaky faster.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Hahahaha you would have to keep them cold and use them up fast when brought out. Can just see ppl out on the field, food poisoning but still trying to play.

[lew]

You would need something to thin the mayo out for proper fill consistency. Herring oil would do the job brilliantly, and your opponents will be thanking you for months to come.

[FredMnkyDad10]

You would need something to thin the mayo out for proper fill consistency. Herring oil would do the job brilliantly, and your opponents will be CURSING your name for months to come.

fixed

[Trygve]

Wheres mar when ya need him

[martix_agent]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Knuckle Dragger]

They’re probably someone who toasts and puts butter on their pop tarts.

[ChoSanJuan]

I'm in! Following for this amazing thread!

[ChoSanJuan]

Can I also call out the bold move of making a new account with a name that matches the subject of the op AND there is only 1 post on this account? *BRAVO!*